The problem with this thread is that its a battle between a MoO and WOOF. The Woof is smaller and has the speed to run around the moo silly. But, can u imagine the carnage if the moo sat on the woof, shame.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by [GA] Shovel: anyone tried armadillos?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside?
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of
'yes/no' type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares
at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration
takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking
the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she
is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the
last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and
sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. 'I
finished the exam in half and hour. But, she says, I am rechecking my
answers.'
The Swim Competition Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead
competed in the breast stroke division of an English Channel swim competition...
The brunette came in first, and the redhead was a close second.
Much later, the blonde finally reached the shore, completely exhausted
and near the point of drowning. After being revived with blankets and coffee,
she muttered, "I don't want to sound like a sore loser,
but I think those other two girls used their arms."
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