Wonders of the universe

[tris-]

some things i dont understand -

why do old people think they can push in and if you dont let them, they say "ohh how rude!"

why argue if you know your wrong?

why do people swear at you on the phone and then slam the phone down straight away?

if someone asks you if you know something, you may reply "im not aware of that" and who ever asks you says "your talking shit!", well if they know so much, surely they should fuckin know!

why do people try their hardest to be unhelpful?

people are thick and they call you an arsehole because they cannot comprehend anything. wtf?!

i also wonderd - are old people really needed in the community? all they cause is upset with their "im better than you cos im old" attitude. thinking they can do what they want. surely it would be better for them to live in confined areas of the countryside where everyone is the same age, then their houses can be freed up for people who need them. plus it benefits everyone else because you wont have people moaning if you are in the que 10 minutes before they got there, so you must be rude.
you may be able to walk down the street without some small being hobbling left and right around the path.

 

[Solo]

err

 

[Dillinja]

People are idiots. That answers most of your questions.

As for old people, if I was in power, I'd make an age limit of 60. The day you hit your 60th birthday, that's it - straight into the incinerator. Whether they are alive or not when they are thrown in doesn't matter, they're old people, who cares? Plus we'd be able to use them to fuel power stations; good-bye coal, hello old people!(I don't know a thing about power stations so correct me if I'm wrong in thinking that you can fuel them with the bodies of old people). That'll teach them to give angry stares at young people on busses. You can tell what they're thinking... "I know! I've wasted my life so I'm going to be angry at young people because they still have time to make something of their lives while I'm just a pathetic old hag/moron!". Why don't they just die and get it over with? They wither away into their pathetic existance, hating the world and everything in it. They are a waste of space and resources. Burn them all.

Actually, I'd let war veterans live, because they deserve respect. The rest of them seem to think that they deserve respect just because they have grey hair. Somebody should tell them that respect needs to be earned, you don't get it just by being old.

 

[Archeon]

Actually, I'd let war veterans live, because they deserve respect. The rest of them seem to think that they deserve respect just because they have grey hair. Somebody should tell them that respect needs to be earned, you don't get it just by being old.

At the age of 70 my grandmother (on my mother's side) is finally considering selling her business and going into retirement, does that qualify her for respect? Just pointing out that you don't have to have fought in some war to earn respect, as far as i'm concerned she earned mine a long time ago...

That said, in regards to my other grandmother I can relate. She's a bitch who seems to use every word I say as an oppertunity to slag me off - Oh but don't worry, its not her fault. Her husband died 4 years ago you see and it would appear the only way she can express her grief is by telling me i'm useless... actually the only difference between before my grandfather died and after is that he actually stopped her from doing it


I don't get old people, I probably won't until the day I wake up and suddenly realise I can't get my dick up anymore. (Hmm... maybes thats why their so crabby?) But I guess in general the ones I do know/meet are nice enough as long as your patiant with them. Though i've never had one try to barge infront of me in a queue, so maybe i've just got dumb luck in that respect.

 

[Overdriven]

Why do hotdogs come in packages of 7s
when hotdog buns only come in packages of 5?

;o Any smartass will know the answer

 

[Marc]

old people push in cos its their right too. They where the ones fightin in the world wars so spottly little retards like you are able to play your beloved computer games. Rather than whine at them show them some respect.

 

[Hawkwind]

As for old people, if I was in power, I'd make an age limit of 60. The day you hit your 60th birthday, that's it - straight into the incinerator.
QUOTE]

"Soylent Green, Its people!"

 

[Dillinja]

For any of you who took my post seriously, it was actually meant to be.. umm, how you say, tongue-in-cheek?

Although some old people really do piss me off.

 

[Escape]

60 is not an "old age". The effect is more psychological on people in the UK who know they will retire at 60 and settle into the routine of pensioners. People who continue to work after retirement age, will have healthier lives as their job gives them a purpose. *Work being a payed job or some voluntary work in the community.

Life goes faster than you'd think and before you know it, you'll be collecting your pension too

 

[Job]

Ahhh yung uns.
They'll never grow old themselves will they.
How easy to say 'I'll shoot myself when I'm 60', when they're only 17.

You WILL turn into those old people yourself, and you WILL moan about the same things, you'll see young kids doing the same shit you did, and being just a clueless about life as you were.
You get the incredible urge to stop them and say, 'that's just bollacks mate, I was doing the same as you and it turned to crap'

All you'll get is 'fuck off grandad'

 

[Karam_Gruul]

i think old people should be put down at the age of 60

 

[harebear]

Lets put down 21year olds aswell. :-O

 

[tris-]

old people push in cos its their right too. They where the ones fightin in the world wars so spottly little retards like you are able to play your beloved computer games. Rather than whine at them show them some respect.

lol, so your saying any old person in existence fought in the world wars? maybe you should be put into isolation with them

 

[Marc]

lol, so your saying any old person in existence fought in the world wars? maybe you should be put into isolation with them

and maybe you should go back to bed young one, your sister is getting cold.

 

[tris-]

lol.

 

[tRoG]

and maybe you should go back to bed young one, your sister is getting cold.

Genius

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Marc: Classs! Well done.

Tris- : Humans are stupid! How long do i have to keep that in my sig?

 

[Vindicator]

Marc: Classs! Well done.

Tris- : Humans are stupid! How long do i have to keep that in my sig?

Generally Speaking

A Person Is Smart.

People are Stupid xD

 

[Morchaoron]

and maybe you should go back to bed young one, your sister is getting cold.

you kidnapped his sister?? bastard

 

[Ezteq]

lol i love hearing folk talk about old people like this, i worked with the buggers theyre just as cheeky as you young'uns think about it the body gets old but the person inside is still the same, what cracks me up is you see a small withered old granny and think she's helpless and sweet natured....thats what they want you to think, its all a ploy, and they get to fart very loudly in public and act as if theyve done nothing wrong, theyve got it made!

and the hot dog think well sorry if im being thick here and it was a trick question but buns in packs of 8 dogs in packs of 6 so you have to buy more buns but then you have too many so you need more dogs..... i think its what it is.

anyone in doubt of old people i suggest you read terry pratchetts "wyrd sisters" get a load of granny weatherwax and nanny ogg and that'll set you straight.


p.s the get back to bed your sisters getting cold remark was sheer class, is it trademarked?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Why do hotdogs come in packages of 7s
when hotdog buns only come in packages of 5?

;o Any smartass will know the answer

Why do hotdogs come in packages of 6....damn....atleast quote it right.... and stop watching those movies with kung fu in them


And no matter what, you can always have a hot dog.(in my opinion)