Wonderous

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A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny
mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top
of the females' thighs. Then to his delight, he realises she has no
knickers on! The blonde realises he is staring and enquires, "Are you
looking at my pussy?"
"Yes, I'm sorry" replies the man and promises to avert his eyes.
"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this,
I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a
kiss. The man, who is getting really interested, enquires what else the
wonder pussy can do.
"I can also make it wink," says the woman.
The man stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.
"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. The
man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of
fingers in?"
Stunned, the man replies, "Fuck me! Can it whistle as well?"
 

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