women = mentalists

Helme

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well, they can overcharm stuff thats older then them...
 

Lumikki

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Yup, we are.

Or maybe people are just too easy to manipulate..... :m00:
 

Brynn

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Yup, women control everything.

Behind a good man is a women who is controlling everything.
 

swords

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behind every great man lies a woman rolling her eyes :p
 

Gold

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In front of every great man, there's a woman on her knees?

:wij:
 

Chilly

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Behidn every man theres a woman with a strap on giving him some of the old chocolate love!
 

oblimov

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ha ha women are the downfall of society

they trully are in charge of everything

when you think about it the bible at the start tries to warn us how much they can manipulate us, but adam failed to see this and thus turned mankind out of paradise and into the painful existence we know and love :D
 

Asha

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eden was overrated
there were no blow jobs in eden and only one woman
we did you a favour really, you should be thanking us
 

Marc

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I really do believe that all women have some loony gene built into their DNA.
 

Funkybunny

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Marc said:
I really do believe that all women have some loony gene built into their DNA.
aye... it was once located by a scientist in reno.. but he suddenly had to retire and is now a at-home dad.
 

Vindicator

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Jaem- said:
Too complicated for you to understand? :)

More like over complicated for no reason except that its a womans prerogative to be over complicated of course : x!

But lets not forget

46 Thing's Women can't do :D

1/ Know anything about a car except its colour

2/ Understand a film plot

3/ Go 24 hours without sending a text message

4/ Lift

5/ Throw

6/ Run

7/ Park

8/ Read a map

9/ Rob a bank

10/ Sit still

11/ Tell a joke

12/ Play pool

13/ Pay for dinner

14/ Eat a kebab while walking

15/ Argue without shouting

16/ Get told off without crying

17/ Understand fruit machines

18/ Walk past a shoe shop

19/ Make a decent bacon sandwich

20/ Not comment on strangers clothes

21/ Use small amounts of toilet paper

22/ Let you sleep with a hang over

23/ Drink a pint gracefully

24/ Get a round in

25/ Throw a punch

26/ Do magic

27/ Like your friends

28/ Eat a really hot curry

29/ Get to the point

30/ Buy plain envelopes

31/ Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

32/ Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold

33/ Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends

34/ Avoid credit card debt

35/ Dive into a pool

36/ Assemble furniture

37/ Set a video recorder

38/ Not try change you

39/ Watch a war film

40/ Understand why flirting results in violence

41/ Spend a day by themselves

42/ Go to the toilet by themselves

43/ Buy a purse that fits in your pocket

44/ Choose a video quickly

45/Fart

46/ Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above
 

Brynn

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Lol my girlfriend can do none of those things
 

Archeon

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They fire off the slaps quickly enough though, I remember getting slapped once because the girl I was walking next too had a piece of paper on her shoulder (a tiny little scrap) - saw it, for some god unknown reason assumed it was toothpaste. Then went a step further and assumed it was me, before slapping me so hard I almost fell over!

But don't worry, it wasn't her fault. It was obviously all my fault for walking with her when she happened to notice it - honestly at some times I wonder if it would be easier just to be gay. :eek:
 

Marc

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Archeon said:
honestly at some times I wonder if it would be easier just to be gay. :eek:

Ask ST and K9, they could tell ya
 

Vindicator

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Greenfingers said:
Vindi, atleast half of those things is just plain stoopid

I guess the pharse " With a pinch of salt" really doesnt mean anything to you :D. I'd assume everybody would understand what was being implied because of some of the ridiculous statements. So techniquely your statement finish's first ;)

Dont take everything so seriously man :>
 

Greenfingers

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Vindicator said:
I guess the pharse " With a pinch of salt" really doesnt mean anything to you :D. I'd assume everybody would understand what was being implied because of some of the ridiculous statements. So techniquely your statement finish's first ;)

Dont take everything so seriously man :>

just sounded so utterly stoopid when I read it the first time :p
 

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