women are the devil's work

[megadave]

Here is proof.

Legal As She Is Spoke » Blog Archive » Man Receives Oral Sex; Ordered to Pay Child Support?!

"So, a man sued his ex-girlfriend for fraud and emotional distress after she secured a court order demanding he pay child support for their two year-old daughter. The reason? This woman saved his semen after performing oral sex and secretly impregnated herself. No, this is not a new plotline of absurd television show One Tree Hill but actual events that formed the basis of a 2005 legal battle in Illinois."

 

[Vasconcelos]

I want my rib back!

 

[DaGaffer]

Two lessons to be learned here;

1. keep an eye on your jizz at all times
2. Never have sex with Americans.

 

[Cerb]

2. Never have sex with Americans.

Have to disagree here. They are much better in bed than any Irish girl I've ever slept with.

 

[tierk]

Have to disagree here. They are much better in bed than any Irish girl I've ever slept with.

American girls are awesome and anyone that says otherwise has opbviously never been in the sack with one.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Have to disagree here. They are much better in bed than any Irish girl I've ever slept with.

That's not because Americans are great.

 

[Cerb]

All I'm saying is that they are a damn sight better than Irish/English. (I'm classifying them as pretty much the same here).

 

[Zenith.UK]

The obvious answer is to hold her nose immediately after to make sure she swallows.

This however is the complete opposite story and restores my faith in the ability to turn the tables on a prize A scheming bitch.
best of craigslist: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless.

 

[DaGaffer]

Have to disagree here. They are much better in bed than any Irish girl I've ever slept with.

I think you're slightly missing the point, but never mind.

American girls are awesome and anyone that says otherwise has opbviously never been in the sack with one.

In the global league table American women don't even figure in the third-place playoffs.

 

[Cerb]

I think I get your point, don't sleep with em because they are crazy...I'm just saying that it's worth it :lol:

 

[Ezteq]

I was reading a thing yesterday about men who commit crimes in their sleep, nasty ones like rape and murder...that'd be a real bastard there was one poor guy who killed his wife becasue he dreamed it was an attacker, the poor bloke loved her and was destroyed at what he'd done

so...I think I had a point here, um men are no better? some men are some women are, i dunno lol I'm going back to work!

 

[megadave]

hush you spawn of satan

 

[Ezteq]

yessum! lol I am not sure what I was saying tbh so...

 

[Scouse]

What you were saying is "I'm a woman and feel the need to defend atrocious sluts and conners simply because they're women and I've got a bit of a feminist sisterhood stick up my ass"...




But don't worry. My missus has the same disability

 

[Punishment]

Have to disagree here. They are much better in bed than any Irish girl I've ever slept with.

English girls are where its at

 

[Cerb]

Pish posh. Exactly the same as Irish birds I'm sure!

 

[Vasconcelos]

Imo frogs are the best "all-around"

 

[Wij]

Imo frogs are the best "all-around"

That's what that chimp on youtube thought :/

 

[DaGaffer]

Imo frogs are the best "all-around"

You must be joking.

For the record:
1. Brazilian
2. Russian
3. Swedish

 

[Scouse]

English girls are where its at

Herpes?

 

[TdC]

You must be joking.

For the record:
1. Brazilian

/agree!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Must've been quite a blow to the man...since he didn't notice her walking sbout with her mouth full of coffeecreamer.

About taste in women though, can't help it, aussies take ze cake.

German metal chicks are great too.

Then ofcourse scots, but that's more of a national liking thing.

 

[TdC]

best boobs ever on a german punk girl in New-Zealand. best. boobs. evar.

 

[Vasconcelos]

You must be joking.

For the record:
1. Brazilian
2. Russian
3. Swedish

Nah.

From my experience, french girls are the best ALL-AROUND: beauty, intelligence, wits, style, charm, friendlyness, good sex partners, ...

The other 3 you posted alck or are very bad in some of the above departments

Yet, one cant predict from where will be the girl you will consider "the best in you life". Who knows? It might be even from Swaziland

 

[fettoken]

best boobs ever on a german punk girl in New-Zealand. best. boobs. evar.

I counter that with the best boobs on a classy polish girl. Damn, if i had taken a few pictures.

 

[DaGaffer]

Nah.

From my experience, french girls are the best ALL-AROUND: beauty, intelligence, wits, style, charm, friendlyness, good sex partners, ...

The other 3 you posted alck or are very bad in some of the above departments

Yet, one cant predict from where will be the girl you will consider "the best in you life". Who knows? It might be even from Swaziland

I believe the discussion was about horizontal performance, not whether she can throw a dinner party. Speaking from experience there's a high bonkers/performance correlation (see my experience with all the above nationalities) that doesn't necessarily make the horniest women the best "life partners".

 

[Vasconcelos]

I believe the discussion was about horizontal performance, not whether she can throw a dinner party. Speaking from experience there's a high bonkers/performance correlation (see my experience with all the above nationalities) that doesn't necessarily make the horniest women the best "life partners".

Point.

*tries to get back on the actual topic*