Woke up this morning..

[CorNokZ]

No sheets on my bed, using a pair of shorts as a pillow, a broken jar of mayonnaise on the floor, chorizo sausage next to mayonnaise, a half eaten baguette and I don't remember anything!

Oh how I love you Valencia!

 

[Lamp]

don't worry about it

it'll be on youtube later ;p

("oh god no! don't tell me I did THAT! Oh! I did!")

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Why do people treat acting like some kind of depraved animal as some kind of badge of honour?

 

[Raven]

Aye, spoiling perfectly good chorizo with mayo of all things!

Disgusted in your choice.

 

[old.Tohtori]

'Check your bumbum for flavors of chorizo and mayo

 

[old.user4556]

Why do people treat acting like some kind of depraved animal as some kind of badge of honour?

Goes on a lot up here, facebook statuses at the weekend are usually:

Friday afternoon - "omfg i'm going to get so wasted tonight"
Friday night - "omffggg so wasted, best night ever, you guys are so awesome"
Saturday morning - "omfg so hungover, lost my phone, got in fight, pissed my pants, shat in a drain - GOOD TIMES"
Saturday night - "i hate myself, give me some attention because i'm a blatant attention whore"

The last one wasn't a quote, but that's how I read it.

 

[CorNokZ]

Why do people treat acting like some kind of depraved animal as some kind of badge of honour?

'sup basement dweller? Your annual neckbeard shaving coming up?

 

[Gwadien]

'sup basement dweller? Your annual neckbeard shaving coming up?

I second this, I don't think Cocknoob was trying to brag about him waking up like that, I think he just woke up, and laughed to himself, I think, this, because I've done it before, it's the way things are - I think the haters are just jelly

 

[Raven]

jelly? strawberry flavour?

 

[old.user4556]

Everyone's been seriously mashed before, I'd say it depends on how old you are. If you're pushing 30 it's like "dude, have a word".

 

[Gwadien]

jelly? strawberry flavour?

Blue berry actually, pretty strange tastin stuff

 

[megadave]

every time i read the thread title i think of this

The sopranos intro - YouTube

 

[old.user4556]

every time i read the thread title i think of this

The sopranos intro - YouTube

Which makes me think of:

Kevin Bridges - The Story So Far - Music by Damian Coldwell - YouTube

 

[caLLous]

Don't tell you-know-who but the first thing that sprang to mind was the lyric "woke up, fell out of bed..." from A Day in the Life by The Beatles.

 

[Lamp]

At least he didn't fall out of bed and impale himself on the broken jar

 

[caLLous]

Well, no, that wouldn't have rhymed with "dragged a comb across my head" at all. What are you thinking. :\

 

[Shagrat]

At least he didn't fall out of bed and impale himself on the broken jar

Or the sausage which could have been harder to explain in a spanish a&e

 

[Aoami]

Rebecca Black - Friday [OFFICIAL VIDEO] {Presented by HMEC} - YouTube

 

[Ch3tan]

So what you are saying there Aoami, is that cokenose is really the peado bear rapper trying to tap that Black's ass?