WOhooo!

[Arnor]

Just found the /soup function on the hot-drink machine, 30mins till work is done and im happy as a clam!

 

[Whoodoo_RD]

In this weather you want soup? Aint u got a nice air conned room to go chill out in till home time?

Bah, another 90 mins for me too.

 

[Sharma]

Most soup machines are like this i find

You want soup? yes/no
you want salt? yes/no
you want pepper? ye/no
You want a spoon? yes/no
you want some coffee to go with that? yes/no
you want some herbs on your soup? yes/no
you want fries with that? yes/no

etc

i like the ones where you can press GIFV TIHS SOUP NOW PLZ KTHX £2.99 PWAESE!

 

[Munkey-]

Yes
no
yes
no
yes
yes
no


Thus i end up with chicken sandwich with mayonnaise and some fries.


Gotta love modern technology

 

[old.tRoG]

Go to America. Enter a Starbucks. Attempt to order coffee. Would you like a decaf tripple late with chocolate sprinkles and cream, or a quadruple caf triple creme strawberry two milked dark, with a blueberry muffin?

Eek.

 

[cHodAX]

Originally posted by old.tRoG
Would you like a decaf tripple late with chocolate sprinkles and cream, or a quadruple caf triple creme strawberry two milked dark, with a blueberry muffin?

Sure thats sounds great, how soon can you deliver?

 

[Munkey-]

I just say, coffee of the day. small. nothing else. make now.


Dont get asked the rest.

However, ordering a home delivery of KFC is annoying. You order your meal, get asked if you want anything else. Reply No. They then proceed to ask in this order:

Them: Would you like corn on the cob with that?
Me: no.
T: Would you like fruit salad with that then?
M: erm......no.
T: Would you like kiwi dessert with that?
M: Did i ask for kiwi dessert/
T: No sir.
M: So what makes you think i want kiwi dessert?
T: We have to ask sir!
M: has anyone ever said yes to those?
T: Erm...........delivery 1/2 an hour, 24 riyals

*dial tone*

 

[old.job]

THIS OF COURSE REMINDS ME OF AN OLD TALE OF MINE..........................................................................................
.....................ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZ:sleeping:

WHAT! OH YEAH THE TALE.



We wus in Canada ordering food and after repeated attempts to order with the waitress not understanding us ,no matter how clearly and slowly we spoke the words.
She finally announces "You guys don't speak English well do ya, where are you from?

Of course we answered ENGLAND!!!!!! you stupid new world immigrant

 

[cHodAX]

Ahh but you are a scouser and that probably sounded like martian to her

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by Munkey-
I just say, coffee of the day. small. nothing else. make now.


Dont get asked the rest.

However, ordering a home delivery of KFC is annoying. You order your meal, get asked if you want anything else. Reply No. They then proceed to ask in this order:

Them: Would you like corn on the cob with that?
Me: no.
T: Would you like fruit salad with that then?
M: erm......no.
T: Would you like kiwi dessert with that?
M: Did i ask for kiwi dessert/
T: No sir.
M: So what makes you think i want kiwi dessert?
T: We have to ask sir!
M: has anyone ever said yes to those?
T: Erm...........delivery 1/2 an hour, 24 riyals

*dial tone*

KFC delivers?

 

[Munkey-]

yep

 

[mirieth]

They (KFC) don't deliver here (England). Or I'm pretty sure they don't anyway. You lucky bast' Munkey!

Givf tasty southern fried chicken delivered-to-your-door mmmmm *drools*.

 

[Rubric]

This bastad country.

 

[old.tRoG]

Do they deliver to remote islands off the west coast of Scotland?

My world domination crew be hankering for some KFC.

 

[Ekydus]

Did anyone watch that thing on BBC1 about when you feel sick and you link it with a certain food it links together and you find the food repulsive... It was called "Human Senses"...

Anyway, I think this is very true.

Account number 1: Was round my cousin's house. We had Swedish Meatballs and rice for our dinner... (Long time ago.) I felt very sick afterwards and for a while after couldn't touch Swedish Meatballs... Not long after this I can't really go near meatballs at all. Although; I probably would eat normal home-made meatballs from now on... But it will be a LONG time before I touch Swedish Meatballs again.

Account number 2: I was sick with a very bad cold. Infact it was almost flu. I felt terrible and couldn't eat or drink anything without feeling ill. However during a film I had the urge for soup. I went and made myself a cuppa-soup... Drank it and felt better. So... I went and made myself another one. Afterwards I felt better... But pretty soon afterwards I felt awful. I can't touch cuppa-soups... You'll think "What's the difference between cuppa-soup and normal tinned stuff?" Well, cuppa-soup actually tastes more like powder, even when it's got hot water in it. Infact I am so turned off of cuppa-soup now, when I think about it to describe it to you I am actually feeling rather ill.

Anyone else experienced anything like this?
Kind of a thread turn, but it was on topic with the thread with the soup thing... but now I have taken over. Bwahaha.

 

[~Mobius~]

When I was younger I was at the park and a Dragonfly flew into my mouth (true story) and in my panic I crunched it. It tasted like strawberries and for about 6 years after that even thinking about Strawberries made me retch. :/

 

[old.Tohtori]

True story.

A guy in england(don't ask..glasgow?) didn't have 20/20 vision to say the least, practicly blind. So one day he dropped a chocklad candybar on the floor.

"Hmm, dirty floor, need to get some toiletpaper to clean the candybar up."

And so he went to the toilet to get some paper, leaving the candybar there so he didn't have to carry it around. It was on the floor allready, what's the problem...

So he came back, picked up the candybar and cleaned it a bit before biting into the candybar.

"Hmm...a bit soft and tastes like crap."

Then he noticed the doggy who was licking its lips...

You connect the dots.

 

[Fafnir]

I've always wondered whats in Swedish Meatballs.

I cant eat/drink thoose soups that you heat up water and put in some powder.

 

[cHodAX]

Originally posted by Fafnir
I've always wondered whats in Swedish Meatballs.

I cant eat/drink thoose soups that you heat up water and put in some powder.

Reindeer and 60's pronstars of course

 

[Fafnir]

Originally posted by old.cHodAX
Reindeer and 60's pronstars of course

Ahhh so thats where Fäbo Jäntan went.

 

[Gef]

Originally posted by Arnor
Just found the /soup function on the hot-drink machine, 30mins till work is done and im happy as a clam!

Dont think I could handle a hot drink in this weather

And why are clams particularly happy?

 

[[PS]Riddler]

25 mins till i finnish, WOHOOO and ill have a water please....

[EDIT] FARK, 1 Hr 25 mins till i finnish... damn i cant tell the time..

 

[Arnor]

Re: Re: WOhooo!

Originally posted by Gef
Dont think I could handle a hot drink in this weather

And why are clams particularly happy?

if you lay on your ass all day and food flowed into your mouth, wouldnt you be happy? ^^ (they prolly have drugs or mmorpgs too)



its hot i know, but its arite

 

[old.tRoG]

Re: Re: Re: WOhooo!

Originally posted by Arnor
(they prolly have drugs or mmorpgs too)

Same thing, different name, different legality status. For now.