With apologies to the French...

[Turamber]

Just been browsing another forum (I'll do my penance later) and came across a thread proclaiming the UK as the greatest nation on the planet. Some French types disagreed which started off a lively bit of banter.

AP and UPI both reported:

That the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The Rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military.

Ahh, made me chuckle anyway