Will you idiots get a grip....

[old.Jadow]

Not being funny, but I was wandering over to camp the MPK and saw a bunch of hibs on the way..

Now i'd just walked past about 40 mids, and saw maybe two groups of hibs (tops).

So.. i figured.. ok let's be fair and warn them..

I point to a dead kobold... I wave to mato, I bow to mato.. I start pointing into the distance and then pointing at the dead kobold...

No one moves, other than to run around madly trying to find me (unlikely to happen unless you happen to have someone with about 55 stealth)

Anyways, I figure that you have no idea where i'm pointing towards, so think "soddit" and destealth..

I point at the kobold then very very obviously point towards the direction where the mids are coming from.

Everyone then kills me.

THEN everyone dies to the mid zerg, which came from the direction i was pointing from (surprise surfuckingprise)

Next time a level 50 infiltrator voluntarily destealths to show you something, LISTEN !

You could have taken them, if you'd prepared. It drives me mad that you're happy to accept the 90 points each that i probably give, compared to the 1000's of points that you'd get from mezz killing a mid zerg...

Jadow
Level 50 Infiltrator

 

[Brannor McThife]

Totally agree. But then, there's always one that just doesn't understand and thinks "Hey cool! A L50 infil, let's gank him!".

But then, something else, they should damn well bring some Nightshades with. I used to see lots of rangers with that horde, not that many around anymore...or did that wallhacking git get banned?

-G

 

[old.Jadow]

Erm ... I don't think nightshades like me that much...

Sorry, but that's seperate to what i'm talking about

Jadow
Level 50 Infiltrator

 

[Brannor McThife]

My point was, that if they had NS's or rangers around, they'd be able to scout more and not get zerged the whole time.

-G

 

[old.Jadow]

As an addendum to what Brannor said...

If anyone thinks "hey cool, a level 50 infi, let's gank him" and wants to take me on solo - 1 on 1 - please let me know here.

I'm normally against duels, but people are being that shit about the whole thing that i'm happy to oblige.

Jadow
Level 50 Infiltrator
50 thrust, 50 crit - sure you mean to do that?

 

[old.Jadow]

Answers, and a proposal...! :O

Replying to your "intel" suggestion there brannor...

Not sure if hibs are as badly organised as albs, but whenever i try to tell anyone anything useful (i.e. 9,000,000 mids at AMG don't go there!!!!) people just tend to ignore it.

I'm sure this isn't pure alb, and everyone suffers from the same problems.

The main thing to bear in mind is that if someone from another realm is doing anything more important than /kiss'ing you (save that for cher and frodolina) then there is something wrong....

P.S. Cher, will you marry me? I 'm sure Kemor can work something out, and you know i'll love and protect you....

Jadow
Level 50 Infiltrator

 

[Blood]

Jadow try seeing it from the other side? what do you think would happen if i unstealthed infront of an army of albs?

I tried doing it with Luona last week, /wave /bow /kiss, finally i sat down besides her and unstealthed, what happened? she jumped on me began hitting and nuking me.

people just dont understand what weird stuff we are doing.

 

[old.Kian]

Ummm... Blood....

Luona's a HE. Very big, very firbolg.

You might mean Luuna - also a firbolg, but somewhat more female

Seeing as you mentioned being nuked, and luuna's the one who's a bard, it was probably her but...

/em edges away from Blood to be on the safe side

(what am I talking about? I want to be WELL away from Blood anyway - or else already in melee range )

 

[Blood]

it was Luona (HE just have such a girly name)

the nukes might have bene from the nightshade that was helping HIM

 

[_tindel_]

I'm not helping anyone, I bash stuff

 

[old.Jadow]

Blood, if you unstealthed and sat in front of me, i'd not touch you and i'd tell others not to.

Of course some berk would gank you no doubt, but yes you have a good point.

I just detest the lack of common sense from so many people, from all realms. That includes my killing an elf enchanter that was attacking you guys, only to get ganked by xanoo - well kinda, she did the damage, Bonk (or something) got the final hit in.

Jadow
Level 50 Infiltrator

 

[ignore]

people just dont understand what weird stuff we are doing.

Well some do... saw it on Nomercy's screen LOL!

Death and Nomercy was having a nice armorless dance competition, so...if you ask me. Only people who have ganked and been ganked loads of times develop the taste of well something different. I mean, ME from all people is getting tired from grey killing. Guess we all should grow up

 

[Ozwaldo]

lol Jadow

I wish I was on a hill watching would of rolled down laughing

 

[old.Cher]

jadow fraid i'm going to have to turn down your proposal of marriage, sorry but there are a few facts that have to be known

1) i'm a lurikeen!!!! and unless you find a sorc that can turn me into a celt, i'm afraid cross species isn't my thing.

2) i haven't seen you for almost 3 months, which is a hell of a time, <true you crafter bugger may have seen me, but since i've had no /wave's or /kiss's then i figured you haven't seen me either>

3)maybe one day after this war is over and enough blood has been spilt then we'll see what happens

anyways back on track with the thread.

I have a dispute with the Hmg gate at odins gate, many times i've went there and tried to break it down with my bare hands, and its actually starting to weaken, however a few mids never seem to want me to get one over upon the dastardly gate, i'll be there beating the hell out of it, when a skald will run up to me, i'll /wave him /curtsey and carry on with my beating of the gate, when suddenly a dd will hit me and a few axe strikes later i'm teleported back to my bind stone.

i understand that i am in an enemy realm, but i figure the only way to get my revenge on that door is to take a ram with me.

So if u are a mid and see a crazy looking small lurikeen beating the hell out of the hmg door, let me finish my job before killing me.

p.s if you don't understand my hatred of the door, it always closes seconds before i have a chance to get through it, leaving me on the wrong side of the gate when mids / albs charge.
and for that it must be punished

 

[old.Sko]

Originally posted by old.Kian
Ummm... Blood....

Luona's a HE. Very big, very firbolg.

lol, i've heard that kobbies are perverts, but .... <blushes and runs away screaming>

 

[dunderklumpen]

Originally posted by old.Jadow

I point at the kobold then very very obviously point towards the direction where the mids are coming from.

Everyone then kills me.
Level 50 Infiltrator

/cheers wildly at the hibs.. OH i love you.. thats the true spirit m8s.. just kill them kill them all YMCA gankers!... they only deserve one thing, slow and opainful death!

 

[Garaen]

lol, i've ran around naked in emain plenty of times, i always seem to get ganked - I think death is the only person who hasnt killed me as soon as he saw me, but i couldnt resist smiting him a few times, which all failed (he conned red), he then decided to poke me with his axe's and i died, but it was worth it.

I think its quite funny when i am in a small group of Albs and Blood or Death or any well know RvR name /wave, it sends most of them scrabling in all directions

 

[old.Patrick-S]

lol go cher!! give that door a beating!!
lol brannor if you were talking about who i think your talking about no.. he didnt get banned and why is it you bring him up and not all the mids i read about that were using the bow cheat? and no need to call him a 'git' even though you didn't say his name anyone who read the thread could tell who you meant also i don't see how it was relevant to this post as its not as if he is the only stealther in hib.. let it go brannor.. anyway back on the subject thing is with people destealthing and waving is ive had people wave at me before attacking .. so people probably dony pay much attention assume someone cast an insta cast to reveal u or u missed an attack etc... but doubt it was 100% maliscious but yea your right hate it when that happens.. ive been killed on ultima online by friends who didnt notice it was me dispite my spamming of its me on a different character lol .. not alot can be done about it

 

[Jonaldo]

Originally posted by old.Jadow
Anyways, I figure that you have no idea where i'm pointing towards, so think "soddit" and destealth..

THEN everyone dies to the mid zerg, which came from the direction i was pointing from (surprise surfuckingprise)

Next time a level 50 infiltrator voluntarily destealths to show you something, LISTEN !

How do we know that you weren't just trying to reply to a message and accidentally hit your destealth key instead of r and appeared in front of them?

happens sometimes y'know

 

[Luuna]

Sorry there, I guess those Hibs left their mind reading spells in the vault on that run. Oh lookie there, that wee Alb seems to me trying to tell us something ... what is it Lassie? The boys have fallen down the mine again? Oh no!

Next time try beckoning .. maybe Hibs will think you're asking for a heal or a buff. I dunno.

 

[ShiShi]

that's a known problem with all genius & gifted people Jadow,
none understands them
oh we all stupide hibbs


S.

Chosen
Shikaku, ranger
Shiden, mentalist
Shinokai, champion

 

[old.Jadow]

Hmm

/point at dead kobold

Point into distance

/point at dead kobold

Point into distance

Sorry, maybe I'm being a bit ahead of myself here, but that seems like a bloody obvious message

Jadow
Level 50 Infiltrator
Saracen Gryphon Knight
Servants of The Lake

 

[Jonaldo]

Jadow smells kinda funny

 

[<Wels>]

Originally posted by old.Jadow
Hmm

/point at dead kobold

Point into distance

/point at dead kobold

Point into distance

Sorry, maybe I'm being a bit ahead of myself here, but that seems like a bloody obvious message

Jadow
Level 50 Infiltrator
Saracen Gryphon Knight
Servants of The Lake

More dead kobolds coming from the distance?

 

[Luuna]

Hehehehe, funny guy!

 

[- Pathfinder -]

Don't laugh at poor Luona, his allmighty NS might get you

 

[old.Jadow]

Cornell's just mad because I always make a beeline for ganking him when i'm suiciding on a caster

Jadow
Level 50 Infiltrator
Saracen Gryphon Knight
Servants of The Lake

 

[old.Chavez]

Dunno Jadow, if I was there i would have attacked you too

But im just a grunt wth do i know anyway

 

[nobrot]

You deserve to die, warning an enemy realm of the approach of another enemy realm.. pah!

In Midgard, if we found a realm member "colaborating" with the "enemy" of either realm we would boil there genitals in dragons blood and give it to "Legs" for her supper.... tho in your case I suspect she would need some extra bread to fill her up..

 

[old.Demerzel]

hehe thats a smart tactic actually.. better to have an even figth between 2 opponents then 1 zerg, weakens both sides so you can move in for the kill