Wickid Ali G joke

[old.Quorthon]

Ali G went to his mate's fancy dress costume party
wearing nothing but a girl on his back.
"So what are you supposed to be?"
the host asked indignantly.
"I iz a snail," Ali replied.
The exasperated host asked,
"How can you be a snail when all you've
got is that naked girl on your back?"
Ali replied. That's no naked girl
"Da iz Michelle."

Booyakasha!!!!!!!!!!





Q

 

[old.TUG]

bo selecta maaan dat is be well rank ya ere me now... big yoself up mon, das is da wikkidist jungleist massif joke me az eard in 2 days... fo reeel mon...

 

[Testin da Cable]

did you actually say something?

/me 's not versed in ali-speak

 

[old.logic7]

are you versed at all in JeffK speak?

al yuo smartey mans si not vary intelijnet caus yuo thinks taht Ali J si a funi guys. No, he si not vary funies at al, he sounds stoupid and can't talk rite.


http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk

 

[old.FingerMagnet]

Ali G's Sister is pregnant and has a car accident and falls into a deep coma.

Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself,
"Oh no, not my brother...he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," the doctor says. The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!"

Then sheasks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies,
"Denephew."

 

[bodhi]

aiiii

 

[old.Davehart]

resfeck.............wikted..........DOH

 

[xenon2000]

BO!

 

[old.Listy]

Hickery dickery dock,
dis bitch woz suckin me cock.
The clock struk 2,
i dumped me goo
and droped 'er at the end of the block

Respekt

 

[old.Quorthon]

wickid

Q

 

[Stazbumpa]

heard it.

 

[old.Listy]

So waht u heard it?
I just thought id post it-if thats alright wiv u there?

 

[Stazbumpa]

i was joking u berk

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by stazbumpa
i was joking u berk

HAHAHAHAHAHA! god thats almost as funny a joke as Quorthon's! (nah, just kidding m8 )

 

[old.Quorthon]

I should hope so m8 - the joke r0000000000lz (or at least it did after 7 pints the other night )


Q

 

[old.Nosser-]

What did Ali G say when he jizzumed all over the carpet?

"Staines massif!"

:|

 

[old.TUG]

4|_1 G33

It's not funny anymore Nath, but the 20 gallon jizz version woz better. Aiiiiiiii!

 

[old.Nosser-]

Look fool! They're Laughing!!!!

"HEHEHEHAEHAEHAEHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLHEHEHEHHEHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAE!"

 

[old.TUG]

NATH U KNOBFLUMPER u spend too much time talkin' to bodhi and krew...

HEHEHEHAEHAEHAEHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLHEHEHEHHEHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAE

??

 

[Testin da Cable]

mad i say. they're away wi da faries.