News whys it all the sexeh ones are screamers ;)

[Moriath]

Ok i might be lying



BBC NEWS | England | Wear | Court hears couple's sex sessions

 

[mooSe_]

eww

 

[Overdriven]

She's hot... :s

 

[ECA]

I'd hit it.....with a baseball bat.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

In Britain you get this in drabovision filled with the distressingly plain. If it was the US there would be shiny teeth and hair oil with glossy magazine coverage.

 

[Scouse]

To put it in perspective, 55 decibels is about the same noise level as a car passing outside your house.

It's also a logarithmic scale, with a doubling of "loudness" every 3 decibels.

So a car passing in front of the house is more than 3 times louder than the sex this woman hears. Taking 40 decibels (the average range recorded was 30-40 decibels) a car passing the house would be five or six times louder.

So their sex is pretty fucking quiet, tbfh.

Now, getting away from facts, the complainent looks like a chav. And if you look like a chav, you probably are a chav. And if you are a chav, you probably act like a chav.

And, lets face it, she's actually taking people to court for having sex, rather than moving house..........

....QED, IMHO

 

[Mabs]

BBC NEWS | England | Wear | Noisy sex woman loses appeal bid

funniest thing ive seen on the bbc in a while

Neighbours, the local postman and a woman taking her child to school complained about the noise.

 

[tris-]

lol

Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" at Newcastle Crown Court.

 

[Scouse]

Harsh, IMHO. If you can't fuck when you're poor, what can you do?

 

[ECA]

Harsh, IMHO. If you can't fuck when you're poor, what can you do?

fuck quietly

 

[Scouse]

fuck quietly

I refer you to my post above.

 

[Overdriven]

Harsh, IMHO. If you can't fuck when you're poor, what can you do?

Binge drink under a bypass? / Stop being poor?

 

[mooSe_]

I think even if it sounded quite quiet from inside my house then I would still be pretty pissed off at regularly having to hear that beast screaming

 

[Scouse]

Pissed off enough to take them to court?

I can hear the neighbours going to bed every night. It means I bought a shit thin-walled house - not that they're being unreasonable.

 

[Olgaline]

Pfft!

We actually used to have a similar problem with our old naighbour,
lets just say...we put that problem to rest preatty fast

 

[old.Tohtori]

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