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Speedr

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Why did the Shar visit the Druid ??














Because he had low *Elf* Esteem :p


Feel free to :flame: me on that one although it does relate to Hibernian racial relationships :D
 

Dukat

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amagaad!

another sonic avatar!

sonic avatars the new fotm? :D
 

Speedr

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Dukat said:
amagaad!

another sonic avatar!

sonic avatars the new fotm? :D

Hehe , i've had this one since i joined FH ;)
 

Dukat

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aye same here, had a different one to begin with, just made a new one tho :)
 

Comos

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super mario is a fat slowpoke.
I mean, Sonic is fast, cool and doesnt speak with a fake italian accent! The levels were also a lot more fun, with the catchy tunes and everything :m00:
 

Hansmoleman

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a fast hedgepig? get real :p mario rocks, they have walking talking mushrooms and everything, he could fire fireballs as well :)
 

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in Sonic 3 and in Sonic & Knuckles sonic could BE a fireball, ha! (and also a bubblething AND with an electric shield, he could attract rings to himself and shoot upwards!)
 

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mario>sonic purely for the consumption of illegal substances in game, and the piece of ass princess ;)
 

Dukat

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omg! just omg! I go away for a few hours and people start posting raving mad rhetoric... mario better than sonic?!?!!??!?!!?!?!?!

Sonic is cool, he just has style, class.

mario, on the other hand, fixes my toilet when it goes wrong, and rather slowly at that.

for kids, yea, mario, sonic, whatever, but when this dispute enters the ultra mature off topic forum (ahem :D), we get serious!

sonic:
cool music, better fights, looks cooler

mario:
dodgy ice-cream van type music, dodgy fights at best and he always looks like one of those council blokes who ride around in the vans and never do anything :)

PS. I like mario too but sonics better imo :D
 

Hansmoleman

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Dukat said:
omg! just omg! I go away for a few hours and people start posting raving mad rhetoric... mario better than sonic?!?!!??!?!!?!?!?!

Sonic is cool, he just has style, class.

mario, on the other hand, fixes my toilet when it goes wrong, and rather slowly at that.

for kids, yea, mario, sonic, whatever, but when this dispute enters the ultra mature off topic forum (ahem ), we get serious!

sonic:
cool music, better fights, looks cooler

mario:
dodgy ice-cream van type music, dodgy fights at best and he always looks like one of those council blokes who ride around in the vans and never do anything

PS. I like mario too but sonics better imo :D
all sonic games are too easy, apox at thee if you say anything else, whereas mario ones require you not just to curl up in a little ball and bash the jump button ;) and in which game does mario have greensleeves playing? :p
 

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they both were shit.

sonic was a freaky mofo of a blue hedgehog and the little fox thingy was obviously an underage child. yes, sonic was a peadophile and the fox thingy was his slave. knuckles a sex slave to robotnik untill he was converted to the way of the sonic. sonic was obsessed with rings as it is the only currency in the underworld of people traficking.

mario was an overweight, drug taking plumber. he obviously has some kind of mental illness, as he believes that eating flowers make him shoot fire and eating mushrooms make him into a giant. this type of behaviour is only aroused by consuming lsd on a daily basis. he obviously had some kind of incestual relationship with luigi, who liked to dress as a racoon and pretend he could fly around (also took lsd on a daily basis). the princess was oblivious to everything but had regular sex with mario. toad stool was a figment of their collective imagination, from smoking too much DMT.

but ofcourse some people will be more inclined to one lifestyle than the other.
 

Comos

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Hansmoleman said:
all sonic games are too easy, apox at thee if you say anything else, whereas mario ones require you not just to curl up in a little ball and bash the jump button ;) and in which game does mario have greensleeves playing? :p

Now I'm not saying they should't nerf the curl-up-spin attack, for pve combat, but Mario's instant firebolt spell with NO recast?!!!11
Yea, I know what you're gonne say: 'But sonic has speed 5' but can Sonic fly? nope, givf hedgehog classes Flight of The Raccoon too plz!

ps we all know Mario's italian, where's Sonic from?! :confused:
 

Job

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Er coolest char was Sir Arthur Ghouls n Ghosts

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Job said:
Er coolest char was Sir Arthur Ghouls n Ghosts

vortal_pic_52825.jpg

loved that game! finished it over and over, I think it would still be fun today cuz it had a kickass gameplay. Especially loved the special power of each weapon you could unleash with the golden armor.
Did you notice how the crappy weaps had a great super ability and the good weapons had a crappy one? Like those blue flame things, they totally sucked, but the super thing with the golden armor on, was insta kill for anything on the screen :eek2: while the cool throw-discs were great, but the super ability was a crappy mirror thing :eek7: Never knew what it did exactly.
whoops I'm talking to much again :(


PS: sonic for president! (of Russia, apparently)
 

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