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old.Tohtori
Guest
I can't believe that Jeff and Tonder haven't told me that they play DAoC aswell! I just heard that they've been around Midgard for a good while and i had the opportunity to get some of their chatlogs just now. I thought i'd share a few events now with the rest of you.
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Jeff: Sigh...
Tonder: What's wrong this time?
Jeff: I got a Great Axe of Flaming Sacrifice...
Tonder: So?
Jeff: I also got a full set of Spiky Wargear of the Mighty Dragonslayer...
Tonder: Sounds cool.
Jeff: Yeah. Also got a Hammer of the Gods and a Left Axe of Untold Power, two ring set of Sinners Repent, a Medallion of the Undead, the Hooded Cloak of a Dragon, Longbow of Ruin and 100 platinum pieces...
Tonder: So what's your freaking problem?!
Jeff: I gotta pee.
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Jeff: INCOMING!
Tonder: Ok.
Jeff: Here they come!
Tonder: Ready here. Got buffs up?
Jeff: Sure do. Ready to cause some havoc!
Tonder: I'll take the first and you take care of the second, let's team up on the rest one by one.
Jeff: Ok. Damn i love cold ale.
Tonder: True dat.
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Tonder: Jeff...
Tonder: JEFF!
Jeff: Hmm?
Tonder: What are you doing with your head in the river?
Jeff: Purifying my mind.
Tonder: Ok that has to be the worst pun of the year...
Jeff: Maybe it needs a respec stone?
Tonder: ...
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Jeff: INCOMING!
Tonder: Where?
Jeff: Behind that bush.
Tonder: WHERE?!
Jeff: Along that road...huge thing...with chain and all...
Tonder: You mean...Flintrock?
Jeff: Yup.
Tonder: A troll and OUR realm guard?!
Jeff: Yup. Thought you'd like to know he was coming.
Tonder: I hate you.
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Jeff: ADD!
Tonder: Well mezz it.
Jeff: I thought you were the healer...
Tonder: Then kill it.
Jeff: You're not very keen on doing your job are you?
Tonder: Nope.
Jeff: Fine...mind healing me atleast?
Tonder: Nope.
Jeff: Sigh...fine!
Jeff was just killed by a Werewolf Noble.
Jeff: Tonder?
Tonder: Hmm?
Jeff: Umm...rez?
Tonder: I'll get back to you on that.
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Jeff: LOOKING FOR A HEALER IN GROUP!!
Tonder: We don't need one.
Jeff: ...STILL LOOKING!
Tonder: Hey! I'm a healer you twat.
Jeff: Not a very good one. ANYONE?!
Tonder: Stop shouting. What do you mean not a good one?
Jeff: You buff me after you're sure you got all the buffs, even if you don't need them. You don't heal in battle until the very last second, if even then, so you don't use so much power. You rez me only if i pay you ten gold and we're on the same guild. And last, you always pull more we can kill!
Tonder: But i look good.
Jeff: ...
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Tonder: Phew what a fight!
Jeff: ...
Tonder: I mean, first we get a pull of three orange...
Jeff: ...
Tonder: And then two more add to the battle...
Jeff: ...
Tonder: And to top it off, from nowhere another mob pops and aggros.
Jeff: And tell me again what -you- did...
Tonder: Was afk..so?
Jeff: Sigh..nevermind...rez please..
Tonder: brb
(That's it for now)
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Jeff: Sigh...
Tonder: What's wrong this time?
Jeff: I got a Great Axe of Flaming Sacrifice...
Tonder: So?
Jeff: I also got a full set of Spiky Wargear of the Mighty Dragonslayer...
Tonder: Sounds cool.
Jeff: Yeah. Also got a Hammer of the Gods and a Left Axe of Untold Power, two ring set of Sinners Repent, a Medallion of the Undead, the Hooded Cloak of a Dragon, Longbow of Ruin and 100 platinum pieces...
Tonder: So what's your freaking problem?!
Jeff: I gotta pee.
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Jeff: INCOMING!
Tonder: Ok.
Jeff: Here they come!
Tonder: Ready here. Got buffs up?
Jeff: Sure do. Ready to cause some havoc!
Tonder: I'll take the first and you take care of the second, let's team up on the rest one by one.
Jeff: Ok. Damn i love cold ale.
Tonder: True dat.
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Tonder: Jeff...
Tonder: JEFF!
Jeff: Hmm?
Tonder: What are you doing with your head in the river?
Jeff: Purifying my mind.
Tonder: Ok that has to be the worst pun of the year...
Jeff: Maybe it needs a respec stone?
Tonder: ...
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Jeff: INCOMING!
Tonder: Where?
Jeff: Behind that bush.
Tonder: WHERE?!
Jeff: Along that road...huge thing...with chain and all...
Tonder: You mean...Flintrock?
Jeff: Yup.
Tonder: A troll and OUR realm guard?!
Jeff: Yup. Thought you'd like to know he was coming.
Tonder: I hate you.
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Jeff: ADD!
Tonder: Well mezz it.
Jeff: I thought you were the healer...
Tonder: Then kill it.
Jeff: You're not very keen on doing your job are you?
Tonder: Nope.
Jeff: Fine...mind healing me atleast?
Tonder: Nope.
Jeff: Sigh...fine!
Jeff was just killed by a Werewolf Noble.
Jeff: Tonder?
Tonder: Hmm?
Jeff: Umm...rez?
Tonder: I'll get back to you on that.
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Jeff: LOOKING FOR A HEALER IN GROUP!!
Tonder: We don't need one.
Jeff: ...STILL LOOKING!
Tonder: Hey! I'm a healer you twat.
Jeff: Not a very good one. ANYONE?!
Tonder: Stop shouting. What do you mean not a good one?
Jeff: You buff me after you're sure you got all the buffs, even if you don't need them. You don't heal in battle until the very last second, if even then, so you don't use so much power. You rez me only if i pay you ten gold and we're on the same guild. And last, you always pull more we can kill!
Tonder: But i look good.
Jeff: ...
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Tonder: Phew what a fight!
Jeff: ...
Tonder: I mean, first we get a pull of three orange...
Jeff: ...
Tonder: And then two more add to the battle...
Jeff: ...
Tonder: And to top it off, from nowhere another mob pops and aggros.
Jeff: And tell me again what -you- did...
Tonder: Was afk..so?
Jeff: Sigh..nevermind...rez please..
Tonder: brb
(That's it for now)
