why i hate weekends

[Mabs]

got up this morning, and lo and behold, some (i presume) drunk fuckwit has decided i needed the front wipers on my car fixing, so one is bent out of shape, other is snapped off at the base

i despair of humanity

 

[Tom]

If its any consolation wipers are pretty easy to repair/replace.

Get thee down t'scrappy.

 

[Mabs]

If its any consolation wipers are pretty easy to repair/replace.

Get thee down t'scrappy.

aye, its just one of those things, and it must of been a concerted effort, not just a walk past job

 

[Tom]

Mark the position of what's left of the broken wiper, pull the cap off, undo the locking nut, pop new wiper on, job's a good un. It shouldn't take you more than 10 minutes.

 

[TdC]

bah what twats would do that? my car's outside 24x7 too and some cnut's already key'd it :/

 

[Cadiva]

Unfortunately we're right in the middle of town and so not only on the way past for two pubs but also on the way home for the annoying little scrotie gits.
Then again, the car's been parked there for three years without any problems so god knows what sparked this.

 

[Jupitus]

a**holes

 

[Tom]

On the replacement hide a sawtip underneath the wiper arm. That way anyone who grabs it will have lovely sliced fingers.

 

[nath]

On the replacement hide a sawtip underneath the wiper arm. That way anyone who grabs it will have lovely sliced fingers.

And get sued by the guy that puts leaflets under windscreen wipers.

Yes yes, he'd deserve it anyway.

Yes yes, the world's gone mad!

Yes yes, Tony Martin was right! etc. etc.

Just thought I'd get that in before we have the political correctness gone mad brigade here

 

[Mabs]

And get sued by the guy that puts leaflets under windscreen wipers.

isnt that covered by a "fair use" clause or something?

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