Why do.....

[cHodAX]

I keep getting emails asking if I would like a bigger penis or trying to sell me me some Viagra. Has mattshanes signed me upto mailing lists in revenge for the 'Fattshanes' partition or has someone been looking in my medical records??? Tell me now!!

 

[tris-]

why do LESBIANS want to suck my fat one?

 

[cHodAX]

Originally posted by n3wbie
why do LESBIANS want to suck my fat one?

Don't ask questions! Invite them round and take them up on that offer! After you are doen can you send them around to me??? <drool> Lesbians

 

[tris-]

you can have em i am losing weight NOW!!! i have lost 12 lbs in 1 week and now i have to go to hospital where naughty nurses will do unmentionable things to me.

 

[old.TeaSpoon]

Why do stars fall down from the sky, just because, you pass by...

la la la, la la la

 

[cHodAX]

Originally posted by old.TeaSpoon
Why do stars fall down from the sky, just because, you pass by...

la la la, la la la

Oh just FO and go annoy someone in a karakoe bar with that lovey dovey nonsense!

 

[cHodAX]

Originally posted by n3wbie
you can have em i am losing weight NOW!!! i have lost 12 lbs in 1 week and now i have to go to hospital where naughty nurses will do unmentionable things to me.

12 pounds in 1 week! God damn I need to place a double order of that for fattshanes asap

 

[old.TeaSpoon]

Originally posted by old.cHodAX
Oh just FO and go annoy someone in a karakoe bar with that lovey dovey nonsense!

Just like me, they long to be, close to you...

 

[cHodAX]

Originally posted by old.TeaSpoon
Just like me, they long to be, close to you...

My mummy warned me about people like you!

 

[Sarum TheBlack]

Originally posted by old.TeaSpoon
Why do stars fall down from the sky, just because, you pass by...

la la la, la la la

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near...

 

[old.TeaSpoon]

Originally posted by old.cHodAX
My mummy warned me about people like you!

But...but...

 

[old.TeaSpoon]

Originally posted by Sarum TheBlack
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near...

Just like me, they long to be, close to you.....

 

[cHodAX]

Originally posted by old.TeaSpoon
But...but...

You wub me?

Mummy said they always say that, right after they offer to show you some puppies

 

[old.TeaSpoon]

Originally posted by old.cHodAX
You wub me?

Mummy said they always say that, right after they offer to show you some puppies

Actually, I was going to offer you a sweetie....

 

[cHodAX]

Originally posted by old.TeaSpoon
Actually, I was going to offer you a sweetie....

and then a right good seeing to in the cemetery? FILTH!

 

[old.TeaSpoon]

Originally posted by old.cHodAX
and then a right good seeing to in the cemetery? FILTH!

Did I say anything about a cemetery? You seem to know more about this than I do Chods!!

 

[cHodAX]

Originally posted by old.TeaSpoon
Did I say anything about a cemetery? You seem to know more about this than I do Chods!!

It is errrr research, yeah thats it. I was researching and thats the information I found. <Pete Townshend got away with it>

 

[old.TeaSpoon]

Originally posted by old.cHodAX
It is errrr research, yeah thats it. I was researching and thats the information I found. <Pete Townshend got away with it>

Just out of interest Chods......are you Catholic?

 

[cHodAX]

Originally posted by old.TeaSpoon
Just out of interest Chods......are you Catholic?

Only when I am delivering mass to my congregation and buggering the altar boys

 

[old.TeaSpoon]

Originally posted by old.cHodAX
Only when I am delivering mass to my congregation and buggering the altar boys

Aha! I knew it! You've inciminated yourself now!

I'm calling the police!

 

[cHodAX]

They won't have trouble finding me, I am on the sex offenders list right between Gary Glitter and Pete Townshend

 

[old.mattshanes]

No you are a ponytailed peter stringfellow look-alike you mean:uhoh:

 

[vestax]

i have some girl called Tina who emails me daily, she keeps inviting me onto her farm

 

[tris-]

You're already Pre-Approved for $118,937.45 Consistently - GUARANTEED!!!



what the hell am i still doing here!

 

[Old_Bean]

Answer to your question you have a HOTMAIL account.
Ditch it and get a Yahoo email account.
They actual do care about spam.

 

[Old_Bean]

Originally posted by vestax
i have some girl called Tina who emails me daily, she keeps inviting me onto her farm

Iv'e been to Tina's farm.

It's mainly arable crops. Tina is a nice girl, she runs the farm with her huband Jeff. They have two kids, Jemma and Nathan.
They enjoy the outdoor life and often take in guests at their farm.

I really don't know what the fuss is about. You should go.

 

[vestax]

Im sorry Mung, Horse fucking isnt my thang

 

[Old_Bean]

You must be mistaken, Tina has no horses on her fa.......

OMFG! What kind of sick filth are you getting in your email?

You fucking pervert!

 

[vestax]

 

[[PS]Riddler]

I get them too, wonder if some ex girlfriends been talking to people