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Sharma
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post your why did the chicken cross the road jokes here im bored 
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old.job
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Nah Doctor jokes
Receptionist: Doctor the invisible man is here to see you.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him
Patient: Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Doctor: Sit down I'll deal with you later.
Patient: Doctor I've swallowed a trumpet.
Doctor: Thats funny a woman who looked just like you came in before with a mouth organ stuck in her throat
Patient: Oh, that'll be Our Monica.
Receptionist: Doctor the invisible man is here to see you.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him
Patient: Doctor I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Doctor: Sit down I'll deal with you later.
Patient: Doctor I've swallowed a trumpet.
Doctor: Thats funny a woman who looked just like you came in before with a mouth organ stuck in her throat
Patient: Oh, that'll be Our Monica.
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Sharma
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bah thread hi-jacker, go bump some redundant doctor threads
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Slinker
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Patient: Doctor I keep thinking I am a pair of curtains .
Doctor: Sit down and pull yourself together man .
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SilverHood
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why did the one eyes chicken cross the road?
To get to the birds eye shop
patient: doctor doctor, I think i'm a piano
doctor: well, sit down while I write some notes
To get to the birds eye shop
patient: doctor doctor, I think i'm a piano
doctor: well, sit down while I write some notes
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Archeon
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A man walks into a bar.... Ouch!
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old.Tohtori
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Ye old way:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was dead. (get it? cross?..hehe...ha!)
And the modern way:
Chicken, why DID you cross the road?
None of your f'ing business.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was dead. (get it? cross?..hehe...ha!)
And the modern way:
Chicken, why DID you cross the road?
None of your f'ing business.
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SFXman
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Doctor: I think I accidentally gave you depression medicine for you diahrea.
Patient: I thought so since I've had shit in my pants for the last two hours and I haven't even thought about it.
Patient: I thought so since I've had shit in my pants for the last two hours and I haven't even thought about it.
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Sharma
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ROFL!!!!!
best one yet!
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AM-RKA
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chicken joke
chicken and an egg in bed together...
chicken lights a cigarette.
eggs says....
well that answers that one...
chicken and an egg in bed together...
chicken lights a cigarette.
eggs says....
well that answers that one...