Why cows say moo? (Sickofit...(tm) gonna love this)..not

[old.Tohtori]

A cow goes moo and a dog goes, woof. A cat? Miau. Now why is this? Wouldn't you think that the animals, in their 15 million years of evolution, don't quote me on that i'm no expert on animal evolution timelines, would have come up with a single, very understandable and all around used speach? One might think that it's similar to people and countries, "jungle inhabitant" for example is probably said in 2543 different countries in an equal amount of ways, don't quote me on that either since i am not a geological expert. But cows live in each country, dogs live there, cats live there and yet they all go moo, woof or miau in the same way in every place they live. Kinda blows that theory apart like a firecracker does on a biscuit. Now i'm thinking, which is scary enough, that the animals had a huge meeting many many years ago, eons ago, not sure isnce i am not an expert on the time schedule of the animal council, nto an expert on many things, go figure. In that meeting they were trying to decide on a universal language for the animals as the humans seemed to be doing. They didn't want the people to become superior in any way, who would want to be left under some naked monkeys in the food chain of command? After hours and hours and weeks and years of discussions, arguments, tablegames and tee, they didn't reach an agreement. The cows left, saying "moo" to it all. The dogs left, going "woof" at the cows "moo" and the cats looked at them all and went "miau?" because they didn't quite understand why they were out of tee so early, it wasn't afterall a long council meeting, only two decades and five days, or so i'm told. Now since they couldn't decide on the one language, they decided to use each their own, the language being simple so the other animals couldn't understand the other animals. Then came the naked monkeys and with the all around universal language, they quickly obtained leadership. And so forth, to this day on, the cows say moo, the dogs woof and the cats miau, still angry at eachother, still with the old grudge and still wondering about the lack of tee.

And there you have it, why cows say moo.

 

[[Cerebus]]

There's two cows in a field.

The first cow says, "Moo".

The other cow says, "Damn it, I was going to say that".

 

[old.tRoG]

what gift did god give you that you are able to sit at a keyboard and write this utter cach?

 

[- Pathfinder -]

Originally posted by old.tRoG
what gift did god give you that you are able to sit at a keyboard and write this utter cach?

A parttime job as a "computer specialist "

 

[old.tRoG]

damn, i forgot what i was about to say. oops
it might have been something about how cats say meow, not miau. yes, that was probably it. i think.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Meow, miau, all in the ear of the..err..beholder?

Job as a graphics artist at a gamehouse as i've said a few times in the past, sometimes a bit slow..well..actually never but sitll, can't work 24/7