Whos in charge?

[old.Whoodoo]

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story? The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

 

[Thorondorito]

Rofl!

 

[Chronictank]

lol

 

[Gamah]

So true.

 

[elisera]

Rofl

 

[soze]

I like it i preferf it when it ends
the moral of the story is you do not need to be smart or usefull to be incharge you just need to be a arsehole

 

[Thadius]

Nah the appendix should be in charge....

I mean, it just sits there dormant and does nothing!

 

[Thorondorito]

but you can remove it and still be alive

 

[cHodAX]

LOL nice one

 

[Huntingtons]

didnt know legs, eyes and blood were organs?

 

[Himse]

lols, got this a couple of weeks ago funny =)

 

[Bugz]

lol

 

[Himse]

lol

Got school today homeface? XD