Whos got the best Signature ?

[old.Devilfish2k2]

If you've got a microsoft internet keyboard flip it over and theres mine

 

[nothing]

I found something like that in my paper - there was a whole bunch of them sent in. This was on a Swedish manufacture chainsaw.
WARNING: do not attempt to stop blades with your hands or genitals.

 

[old.Devilfish2k2]

LOL

 

[Summo]

Logitech have stamped a 'Guide to Life' on the back of mine, but my favourite point is,

Vary your tasks throughout the day.

 

[Moving Target]

Mine's got teh funeeh video!!1

 

[nothing]

huh, I got a rubbishy Tiny keyboard. All it has on the back is the warnings about typing too long.

 

[Wilier]

I will once again pimp the pulling song in my sig.

 

[Stazbumpa]

My fave is a sticker that was on a screwdriver set sold in a hardware store in New York:

Do not put in ear.



I kid you not.

 

[Moving Target]

A hairdryer once said:

Do not use while asleep

 

[Nibbler]

So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong

 

[Munkey-]

nah. you have to take the hat off first nib. god knows what its done to your hairstyle. I know a local hairdresser who does a cut and blow...

 

[Nibbler]

How about just the blow?

 

[Disco PhoolCat]

"This is NOT a fridge!"



















In the instruction book for my gas oven, also, "This is not a step"

 

[xane]

I remember on a Children's Cough Mixture - "do not drive or operate heavy machinery".