Who's drunk yet?

[Teh Fonz!!1]

I am

 

[Belsameth]

don't worry, we won't notice the difference

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

Tahnks

 

[SFXman]

Nope, not yet... either in 3-4 hours or then not at all if I manage to get my hands on our second car and be the designated driver.

 

[Euthanasia.]

I'd just like to point out that i for one ..
don't actually give a flying fuck about you or your car
every bloody post it's fucking:
"i can drive"
"i have a car"
"i'm a designated driver"
"oh no my car is broke"
"my car is red"
"my car is blue"
"i just got my new car"
"i just got my new license"
"oh wow look at my car"

I
Don't
Give
A
Fuck

So HUSH.

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

Woah! Where did that come from?

 

[old.job]

I love this strip, it's on the front of the Telegraph uk

And this one when they announced 24h pub opening in UK

When the Queen got the butler case dropped

 

[SFXman]

Originally posted by Euthanasia.
I'd just like to point out that i for one ..
don't actually give a flying fuck about you or your car
every bloody post it's fucking:
"i can drive"
"i have a car"
"i'm a designated driver"
"oh no my car is broke"
"my car is red"
"my car is blue"
"i just got my new car"
"i just got my new license"
"oh wow look at my car"

I
Don't
Give
A
Fuck

So HUSH.

Did I ever say you have to give a fuck? The reason why it comes up a lot because it is related to every mohterfucking thread lately in some sense.
I am not getting drunk if I get a car for tonight. I am in a bad mood because the car I use is fucked up.
So why don't you just shut the fuck up and just don't give a fuck by not mentioning the fucking thing.
I'm not cramming in the car aspect on purpose just for the announcements sake, I am doing it because it is relevant you fucking twat.

 

[Euthanasia.]

yes, it's relevant only because your going out of your way to make it so, anything can be related to cars.
the point is your doing it on purpose, and i doubt anyone actually gives a fook about you or your car.
so go sit in the back of it and play with yourself.

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

What kind of car is it SFX?

 

[Euthanasia.]

Cerebus you'll burn in hell for that.
And Santa is no longer coming to visit you.

 

[SFXman]

What the fuck man, I just get my license and thus I have a huge craving to drive so then I get to use one of my families cars... then it breaks down, how the fuck do you think that makes me feel? A bit pissed off perhaps?
Hmm? I don't even think you have a license yet, you being 17 and all (unless you get it there earlier, here you have to be 18), so I don't think you have any idea what I am talking about.
I am giving the reason for being pissed off, and that is related to my car situation, so fucking what?
I am not drunk and I give the reason for it, because I might drive a car today.
I mentioned it in the TTT thread since it was the day after I got my license, of course it is still related and you have to fucking understand that getting a drivers license is a great feeling so of course I am going to mention it.
Just fucking think for a while.

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

Dude, what fucking car do you have?

I have a Renault Megane, not bad for a 20 year old.

 

[SFXman]

Ah I see, 17 is the age limit for driving in England. Just wondering if you have a license, SIMPLY because if not you have no idea why I'd mention cars a lot these days and tbh you really are not in the position to judge.

 

[SFXman]

Originally posted by Teh Fonz!!1
Dude, what fucking car do you have?

I have a Renault Megane, not bad for a 20 year old.

1990 BMW 535i

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

Cool.

Santa is gonna visit me, so ner.

 

[old.LandShark]

Blimey, this is all a bit malicious for a thread started in the spirit of slightly drunken fun

 

[Teh Fonz!!1]

Yep because alcohol never leads to fighting and swearing.

This thread is like a night out.

 

[Delket]

Chill guys, its nothing to argue about....Hell why not all have a little pie and have done with it!

 

[old.The McScrooges]

And we've already had the spewing of vomit too.

Suspicious meat product anyone?

 

[Delket]

You accusing my pie of being dodgy :F ?

-Gombur help get this nasty man off me

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Dont you dare insult the pie you little excuse for a fuck!!!

 

[Delket]

Such harsh words from a little bear!
/bakes him a humble pie

 

[old.The McScrooges]

Nope. How can any pie be dodgy?

Just couldn't be arsed to quote Teh Fonz!!1's earlier comment.

 

[old.The McScrooges]

Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
Dont you dare insult the pie you little excuse for a fuck!!!

Damn. I've got to learn to type faster.

 

[SFXman]

I ended up getting drunk but had no internet access while in that state.

 

[Delket]

If only modems dispensed alchoholic beverages /sigh

oh and pie too!