who would you invite...

[Ezteq]

OK so youve fished the best china out from the back of the cupboard, washed all the mummified wood louses and squashed spiders off the plates and decided to throw a dinner party, sadly though you only have 6 chairs

However you do have a small foot rest that you will be occupying ( as you wouldnt dream of asking your friends to coopee below table height on an unsteady pouffee)

So you flick through your bulging address book, you are a very popular person and have every ones number in the whole world...(oh alright then yes youve studied necromancy and can summon the dead for such occassions)

Now who are you going to invite and why?

Terry Pratchett
Billy Connely
Matt Groening

Joan Rivers
Stephen Fry
Jack Nicholson

Why? well it would be one hell of an evening, all the folks i chose i find to be interesting, witty and they seem nice,

go on then you have a go

 

[XeffoInfil]

I Reckon...
Billy Connoly
Ricky Gervais (what a hilarious **** tbh!)
Jasmine Trias (American Idol contestant)
Angelina Jolie
John Cleese
Jessica Alba

So i get entertainment during dinner and once the other guys leave im left with three beautiful women

 

[Coccas]

for me it would be Ozzy osbourne and rest pretty chicks

 

[Hawkwind]

1. Mr J Iscariot
2. Robin Williams
3. Eddie Izzard
4. Leonardo Da Vinci
5. PJ O'Rourke
6. Jenna Jamesson

Btw with only six chairs where does the host sit?

Eddie and Robin for the humour. P J O'Rourke for the political satire and general views on America. Da Vinci to see what he thinks of the modern world. Iscariot, was he framed? Lastly Jenna Jamesson, well you gotta do something after the dinner is over.

 

[Hawkwind]

for me it would be Ozzy osbourne and rest pretty chicks

Not the most intellectually stimulating of evenings. You would probably have to remind him how to use a knife and fork

Still he'd be up for a few drinks.

 

[Funkybunny]

i would choose.... ninjas.... i mean.. cmon.. NINJAS man... they rock

 

[sibanac]

Terry Pratchett
Douglas Adams
Johnny Vegas
Jeremy Clarkson
Ronnie Biggs
Denis Leary

 

[Dantares]

Okay, my choices, one of which is more than just a little abstract, but I really, really don't care.


Terry Pratchett (Produces the best series of books ever, Discworld)

Brian Clough (A man that is unique and just was amazing)

Chris Barrie (Can teach me the double-Rimmer)

Death from the Discworld (Really, really surreal one there and I don't care he's not a real person. Besides Terry and his Death together would be a real hoot.)

Patrick Stewart (One word, Picard!!)

H.G. Wells (Written some amazing books and one of my all time faves The War of the Worlds)

 

[sibanac]

doh i wanne switch denis Leary with Azimof

 

[2-D]

My best friend
Aristophanes - Greek playwrite and inventor of the penis joke
Alan Ball - Writer - American Beauty and Six Feet Under
Alison Hannigan - Willow <3
Patrick Moore - Adds some much needed class and monacles to the proceedings
Buster Keaton - Silent Film commedian

 

[2-D]

 

[2-D]

 

[Ardrias]

The milfhunter
5 aged to perfection ladies to try out some moves on

 

[Ezteq]

Not the most intellectually stimulating of evenings. You would probably have to remind him how to use a knife and fork

Still he'd be up for a few drinks.

rofl me thinks a drop cloth would be needed if soup was on menu
"shaaaaron!! i spilled me fuggin soup"
<sharon spits on tissue and proceeds cleanup op>
"dont fuggin wipe me face im the fuggin prince of darkness ffs!!"

 

[Cyfr]

Bush
Blair
Kerry
and al qaeda

What a hell of a party that would be

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Terry Pratchett
Isaac Asimov
Robert Rankin
Alyson Hannigan
Kevin Smith (View Askew)
Jenna Jameson (Guess Why)

 

[Deacan]

Billy the Kid.
David Warner.

 

[Jpeg[LOD]]

JFK (i wanna know if he knows who really did shoot him)
Meg Ryan (cos i would fancy me chances )
Kate Bekinsale (have ya seen her? buff said!)
chubby brown (he funny as fook)
my grandad (cos i miss him r.i.p)
the geordie bird from "girls aloud" (damn she is cute)

 

[Lumikki]

Bush
Blair
Kerry
and al qaeda

What a hell of a party that would be

Rofl

 

[mts]

hmm, tough one.. im gonna try to drop the clichés like hitler, jesus etc. also, i presume the language barrier wont be a problem. since i already know how to resurrect the dead i guess i'll have a language spell up my sleeve . okay, here goes:

maynard (of the band tool)
achilles (let's hope he isn't fictitious 'cause if he is i'll burn a spot)
george r.r. martin (maybe i could get him to speed up his creative process )
bill hicks (no comment needed here, guy was a genius)
natalie portman (would be abit stale without some ladies, and she's my age too)
and last but not least JOHNNY CASH

 

[Vindicator]

Bush
Blair
Kerry
and al qaeda

What a hell of a party that would be

What 3 white guys beating the shit out of an old Arabian Guy ?

Add some "white Power" Chanting in there or maybe some " This is how we deal with violent Terrorist's biznitch!" Screaming and maybe you could add from the side line a " I bet you never knew irony could hurt so bad eh!?"

Just download that Video of rodney King, Grab some popcorn, stick it on repeat and Enjoy. for a plausible and possible Evening thou.

 

[Mairghead]

My six best friends in real life (especially the ones whom I seldom get to see).

But if you were to insist, and if interpreters were provided and weapons confiscated, then it'd probably be:

Viggo Mortensen, Paul Bettany
Gaius Julius Caesar, Herodotus
Dawn French, Lenny Henry

I'd have a great time. Not sure about them though!

 

[Solid]

Hmm

Chris Rock (VERY Funny dude)
The Rock (Funny dude)
Angelina Jolie (HOTT)
Aishwariya Rai (HOTT)
Dante Alighieri (Learn neat sexy poems to woo the ladies above)
Alexander the Great (So I can learn how to wtfpwn the civilised world!!!11)

 

[Revz]

What 3 white guys beating the shit out of an old Arabian Guy ?

Al Qaeda isn't a person, it is an organisation.

 

[Lumikki]

What 3 white guys beating the shit out of an old Arabian Guy ?

I guess you have no clue what you're talking about.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Gonna go out on a limb ....or something like that... here.

1: Nymphomaniac bisexual hottie who likes me.
2: Nymphomaniac bisexual hottie who likes me.
3: Nymphomaniac bisexual hottie who likes me.
4: Nymphomaniac bisexual hottie who likes me.
5: Nymphomaniac bisexual hottie who likes me.
6: Bob to record the evidence.

 

[Eroa]

Gonna go out on a limb ....or something like that... here.

1: Nymphomaniac bisexual hottie who likes me.
2: Nymphomaniac bisexual hottie who likes me.
3: Nymphomaniac bisexual hottie who likes me.
4: Nymphomaniac bisexual hottie who likes me.
5: Nymphomaniac bisexual hottie who likes me.
6: Bob to record the evidence.

Might want to presice if there suppose to be male or female, might get nasty otherwise.

 

[gunner440]

carol vorderman

anne robinson

 

[Tsabo]

John Cleese (Interesting guy, great conversationalist)
Rowan Atkinson (same as cleese)
Adolf Hitler (Got to have someone to give the dirty cutlery to)
Niel Armstrong (wudn't mind interogating him to see if he really was the 1st man on the moon)
Michael Stype (Cause REM rule)
Asoma Bin Laden (knowing my luck there will be two sets of dirty cutlery)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Might want to presice if there suppose to be male or female, might get nasty otherwise.

Unless people think i'm gay, not that there's anything wrong in being one, i'll assume it's self-explanitary.









.....yes it means ladies.