Who would win this fight.... A horse size duck - 100 duck size horses

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Krazeh

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So, in a well policed environment, a horse sized duck fights 100 duck size horses, who would win?

Points to consider

Although the horse-sized duck would have the height and power advantage, if the 100 duck sized horses were well organised and employ shrewd strategy to distract and confuse their opponent, they could inflict fearful hoof powered kicks to the giant duck's soft underbelly. Herein lies the horse sized duck's weakness and eventual fate.

or

The horse sized duck would win. It could flap it's huge wings to cause confusion and break up any potentially lethal synchronised mini horse attacks. It's huge thick skinned webbed feet would not only squash multiple duck sized horses, but would also be immune to bites. With it's big beak it could scoop up and swallow mini horses whole. Therefore it would just be a matter of time before the duck won through.

It's time to choose.
 
C

Clowneh!

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I actually know the answer to this:














































WHO CARES?
 
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Cdr

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For the first time in ages, I actually agree with clown.
 
E

evilmonkeh

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Originally posted by Cdr
For the first time in ages, I actually agree with clown.
the man with teh wanking monkey avatar!
id say the ducks
 
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Krazeh

Guest
How can it be the "ducks"? There is only one duck, albeit the size of a horse, there are however many duck sized horses.
 
D

Debaser

Guest
Originally posted by Krazeh
How can it be the "ducks"? There is only one duck, albeit the size of a horse, there are however many duck sized horses.

what are we assuming is the 'average' duck size?

...and how tall is the horse size duck? (in hands please)
 
M

Munkey-

Guest
we are assuming the average duck size is this big:

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(warning not to scale)


And we all know a horse-duck cant have hands :rolleyes:
 
J

Jonaldo

Guest
Which one is being played by Tom Cruise in the movie adaptation?
 
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Ash!

Guest
Considering I hate horses with a fucking passion. I am with the Ducks.
 
T

Tom

Guest
The Duck would own the Horses, but only if the reward was some bread.
 

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