Who Said tommy Cooper was Dead

[gengi]

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Not like that, Just like that

 

[StewieG]

explain for all us knowing of wtf is going on

 

[old.job]

An American comedian likened his foriegn policy to an old drunk hanging out of his window shouting at kids to get of his lawn, and when a passer by tells him to keep it down, he shouts "you wanna piece a me fucker".

Quite accurate I do believe

 

[doh_boy]

british comedian,
his act was bad magic and dodgy jokes:
REALLY funny tho'

Two Aerials met on a roof, fell in love, & got married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.

Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'

'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home.'
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.'
'Is it common?'
'It's not unusual.'

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts.
The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.'

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'
'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him.' So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says 'I'm going to have to put him down.'
'What? Because he's cross-eyed?'
'No, because he's bloody heavy.'

Guy goes into the doctor's.
'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my arse'
'How's that?'
'Don't you start'

'Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.'
'Well you can't say fairer than that then.'

So I went to the dentist. He said 'Say Aaah.'
I said 'Why?'
He said 'My dog's died.''

 

[Jonaldo]

Another Tommy Cooper special.

Man goes to the doctors and says "Doctor I'm not feeling too good at the moment.
The doctor says "ok what I want you to do is go to the window, open your mouth and poke your tongue out as far as possible"
The man asks "will that help you find out whats wrong with me?"

"No" the doctor replies, "I just don't like the man across the road".

 

[old.Kram]

Hey thats actualy funnEy :great: :great:

 

[gengi]

Thanks Doh-Boy I could not have explained it better myself. Actually I probably could not have explained it at all

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