TV Which Countdown bird?

[tris-]

I usually watch Countdown for the intellectual stimulation. However, over the years my cock has also been stimulated somewhat by the intellectual sluts that grace the screen.

You've got your classic Vorderman

and now we have the new Riley

So which one would you rather bend over a dictionary and calculator, while inserting your one vowel and three consonants in to her two small ones?

 

[pikeh]

Still Carol. Is that wrong?

 

[Sparx]

Carol, all day long

 

[Litmus]

Vorderman, got better with age tbh

 

[Zenith.UK]

Carol is such a MILF.

 

[Overdriven]

First one.

 

[Lamp]

The new one is too skinny and has no personality.
Carol is a MILF with a decent rack and a bit of meat on her

 

[Edmond]

Blimey, did she used to do countdown wearing that?

Wish i had watched it now!!!

I'd go for Carol all day long, there's just something........Hmmmm

 

[Lucius]

Give the girl a chance - she has big boots to fill.

Besides, she's an Oxford graduate, young, attractive, earning lots of money. I don't think she cares much.

Jelous? Because I am

 

[Ezteq]

tris your back!

hulloo there

*gets back to work*

 

[Rulke]

 

[Ezteq]

hmm yeah see i would ahve said carol but tbh the older and skinnier she gets the more she looks like a tortoise.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_03/051vorderman_468x720.jpg

http://clarkvision.com/galleries/images.nature-2/web/c120497.03.04a-600.galapagos.tortoise.jpg

 

[pikeh]

hmm yeah see i would ahve said carol but tbh the older and skinnier she gets the more she looks like a tortoise.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_03/051vorderman_468x720.jpg

http://clarkvision.com/galleries/images.nature-2/web/c120497.03.04a-600.galapagos.tortoise.jpg

What are you doing to us Ez?!

 

[tris-]

I did not think so many would vote for a bucket fanny.

Maybe I should of used a less attractive pic.

 

[Yoni]

How do you know she has a bucket fanny? She could have done her exercises like a good girl and be very tight

 

[Zenith.UK]

And I'd still do her.

 

[Lamp]

 

[tris-]

How do you know she has a bucket fanny? She could have done her exercises like a good girl and be very tight

Im going with the old theory that age = massive flange.

Either way, I would still do and her and I wish I had put a 'both' option.

 

[Lamp]

the old theory that age = massive flange

*adopts Zoidberg voice*

such pearls of wisdom

 

[tris-]

Its either that, or my tool is too smal to touch the sides.

So im sticking to it.

 

[Lamp]

I bet she looks rough in the morning tho

 

[Bugz]

I bet she looks rough in the morning tho

I'm sure she does mate - but this thread is about countdown - not Laddey's mum.

 

[pikeh]

I'm sure she does mate - but this thread is about countdown - not Laddey's mum.

It was inevitable really.

Lets not soil this beautiful Vorderman thread with whiffs of laddeys mum please

 

[Overdriven]

Dude, Laddys mum is hot. Don't diss.

 

[TheBinarySurfer]

Vorderman by far. You just know she makes the same face in bed as in the picture.

 

[Ch3tan]

10 years ago voderman definitely. Not now though, she has aged badly recently.

 

[georgie]

10 years ago voderman definitely. Not now though, she has aged badly recently.

Oh yeah, she was a fox back in the day.

 

[pikeh]

Shes like a fine wine.

 

[megadave]

But she's definately been corked.

 

[pikeh]

I'd keep her in the cellar for a few years.