1) Go out and get unfeasibly pissed. For a Scot, this means a LOT of beer.
2) Buy kebab, dribbling as much as humanly possible onto shirt.
3) Come home, demand sex.
4) Sleep on couch with black eye.
(Check Brewery share values next day, you can tell if Scots have been out drinking.)
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