where the heck did they all come from??

Eeben

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liloe said:
Could be worse, like a pizza you once lost and is now reaching the renaissance already =))

even worse, a used condom! an its not your own :D
 

liloe

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Eeben said:
even worse, a used condom! an its not your own :D

You don't know how close I was to adding this to my post, but then I decided I'd keep it clean ^^ you dirty bitch =))
 

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Vladamir said:
Yeah!

And Chronictank is my juggernaut bitch :D
unfortunately vlad has been buggered so many times he no longer knows the difference between his dreams and reality :<

its ok vlad, i understand :fluffle: but alas it will never be so
 

tris-

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Eeben said:
even worse, a used condom! an its not your own :D

that reminds me of a terrible moment in my life.

me and a friend were going to another friends house to toke it up. we noticed on his table a used rubber, and in his living room is also his bed and about 10ft away his kitchen (student ftw). the lazy shite could of thrown it away :(. but still, we rolled up on that table, the things you do...
 

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tris- said:
that reminds me of a terrible moment in my life.

me and a friend were going to another friends house to toke it up. we noticed on his table a used rubber, and in his living room is also his bed and about 10ft away his kitchen (student ftw). the lazy shite could of thrown it away :(. but still, we rolled up on that table, the things you do...

omfg meight bwark :(


i have a slightly less gross tale lol:

was boffing some bloke from college in the park about oh god i was 16 at the time you do the maths lol, no it wasnt jurassic park sod off! anyway we were being all adult and responsible and using a condom and half way through we heard a ping but carried on after he finished he was like where the heck did that go??? we looked for it on the ground i was worried i might develop a cough and suddenly spit out a johnny in the near future but no, it was there in the lower branches of the tree we were boinking under hehehe

tres passionate eh?
 

tris-

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Ezteq said:
tres passionate eh?

you know there is a porn site called uk street sluts. get your self on there.
 

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What the fuck? How did it ping off? was he taking a running lance every thurst?
 

Ezteq

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aye its what i get for boinking the pipex midget :p
 

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