Crap Where DO those odd socks go?

[Lamp]

I've lost a blue sock. Can't find it anywhere. One pair went in the wash. Only one sock came out. Where the feck do they go?

 

[Cerb]

Every time I do the washing in out buildings laundry room, not only do I lose my own socks and find other people, but I've found a few pairs of knickers aswell that I just sortof assume or the missus's until she points it out to me.

 

[Huntingtons]

the washer is a teleport where they go thru and report to the leaders of their homeplanet plotting to destroy humans and enslave us!

 

[Edmond]

They end up in the sleeves of your tops, i'm always putting a top on that i've not worn for ages and finding the odd sock in it's sleeve


true story

 

[sayward]

Me too! One fell out the other day. But now I can't find the first one!

 

[Edmond]

You need to look in the other sleeve

 

[sayward]

Problem is it was a ski fleece and I haven't managed to ski for the last three seasons so it's been in there for some time!!!

 

[Edmond]

You need to look in your salopettes then

 

[TdC]

I have your sock. I have already fapped in to it many times. Soon, I shall put it back...and you will be none the wiser!

 

[Edmond]

are you talking to me now or Sayward??



*hope its me Xxx*

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'm quite sure they are teleported to other machines.

There was a sock in my washing(in the flat, not public) with a toe-sock thingy(you know the type, 5 slots for toes etc) and i thought "Well, this must be my friends sock who has some of those. Find out, nope.

So somehow, a toesock thingy appears in my washing. Conclusion, teleports.

 

[Edmond]

maybe it was a cock sock.......and you have 5 cocks, ranging from big to small?

 

[old.Tohtori]

maybe it was a cock sock.......and you have 5 cocks, ranging from big to small?

I wash those separetely

 

[TdC]

are you talking to me now or Sayward??



*hope its me Xxx*

I am the odd sock elf. I get all sorts

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

God, too many times I've wondered this. I found one once in a zipper-closed trouser pocket. No idea how it got in there. I tell you, there's some weird shit going 'round with socks and washing machines. I cannot dismiss a fourth dimension being in play.

 

[Ormorof]

they breed in the machines... thats why you can put in matching pairs but end up with odd socks of different colours, shapes and sizes...

the trick is not to wear matching socks! beat them at their own game!

 

[Wij]

Teenage boys steal them. Believe me, you don't want them back.

 

[Lamp]

Found it. Inside the leg of a pair of the Mrs jeans.

 

[cHodAX]

The washing machine is a hole in the space time continuum, obviously.

 

[TdC]

Found it. Inside the leg of a pair of the Mrs jeans.

oh, was that your mrs' jeans? sorry mate, meant to put it in yours