when you're in the old it dept....

[Testin da Cable]

....and a tad bored, never ever wish out loud for something to do. Dun do it! Don't even think it!!

Because Mr. Murphy will hear you, and his arm being long, his strike echos like an 80drive disk cabinet crapping out [taking a very heavy duty server with it]

 

[Sar]

You wished for someone to wank you off and he did, didn't he?

 

[kanonfodda]

I should offer my sympathy, but as it didn't happen to me, I'm just gonna laugh!

ROFLMAO

unlucky matey, late night??

 

[raw.]

lol ul

 

[Testin da Cable]

ah well, at least things weren't in 'tedium' mode for a while

 

[Munkey-]

*wishes for something boring to happen at TDC's workplace again

 

[Testin da Cable]

no dammit!!!@4
I went home 21 minutes ago ffs

 

[old.Retardo]

And never, EVER, at 10 to 5 on a friday afternoon, say the words "10 minutes till I go home"...
Because it'll be 4 hours.

R.

 

[Testin da Cable]

lol j00 must work for me

*looks around*

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Work is for the devil.

 

[old.Retardo]

No, network support is the same the world over

R.

 

[Testin da Cable]

it has happened again

 

[Wij]

Jesus TdC. Can't you keep your servers up ? Beat them. Spare the rod, spoil the server !

 

[Testin da Cable]

I AER TEH UPKEEP0R!!!@4


it's not me Wij, it's the cunts who run idiot apps like oracle that launch a zillion iinstances of themselves and then call me up pretending to be really thick and ask why the server is performing like a constipated snail. it's the peeps who code things that eat 16 gigs worth of server memory when the poor thing only has 8 or something. "Hello Mr Unix Person...can you please add extra swap to our server? It's only paged out 9,5 gigs to disk but the swapspace seems to be full for some reason..." it's the peeps who blatantly ignore every single fucking agreement we ever made and set out to tear my servers apart. Who gets blamed when the server is down? No heh, not the stupid cunt who broke it in the first place. God I need caffeine bye

 

[Wij]

TdC->:wub:<-server

 

[xane]

I wouldn't call Oracle an "idiot app", it might allow you to write idiotware using it, but the database itself is quite spectacular.

 

[Munkey-]

Originally posted by camazotz
I wouldn't call Oracle an "idiot app", it might allow you to write idiotware using it, but the database itself is quite spectacular.

speaks a self-confessed idiot

 

[PR.]

Bah ya need a proper Server operating system on them like "Windows 2000 server"


/runs for the hills

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by camazotz
I wouldn't call Oracle an "idiot app", it might allow you to write idiotware using it, but the database itself is quite spectacular.

And expensive. Most ppl don't need the features but still have to use it to be in line with corporate policy :/

 

[Summo]

And .dll files, TdC! Don't forget the SHITS who write RUBBISH DLLs!

Or is that just Windows? I dunno...

 

[Munkey-]

well........ i suppose you could liken most people to the level of windows but its still mean

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by camazotz
I wouldn't call Oracle an "idiot app", it might allow you to write idiotware using it, but the database itself is quite spectacular.

ok ok I was a bit angry at the time...Oracle is indeed very very cool, the queen of all databasealikes. specially the newer ones. I must add that I hate databases, but that's a different story.
Better would be to say that I hate the idiots who, wonderous tho the software may be, manage to make it feck about with my servers :/

I feel for Summo tbh...not only does he have to fight peeps putting crud on windows boxen....he has to work with w*HACK* win*COUGH*


Nah, that is indeed evil