When I were a lad...........

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Fledgling Freddie
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No doubt it's old.....but not for me :p


CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE
1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a tin, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking .

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.


Riding in the back of a van - loose - was always great fun.


We drank water from the garden hosepipe and NOT from a bottle.


We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.


We ate cakes, white bread and real butter and drank pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......


WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!


We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem .

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no text messaging, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!


We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents ..


We played with worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not poke out any eyes.


We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them!

Local teams had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!


The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!


This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!


The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.


We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned


HOW TO
DEAL WITH IT ALL!


And YOU are one of them!

CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.


and while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.
Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!
 

cHodAX

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And it is all true, especially the conclusion. I fear for the future to be honest, kids today don't have a fucking clue.
 

chretien

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That's so old that the original version was about the 1850's/60's/70's...






...BC!!!
"When we were kids we never had these fancy 'togas', we had to make do wit' piece of cloth. And we 'ad ter mek us own entertainment, you young 'uns and your circus maximus don't know yer born. Course it were all because of the war, aye living through the blitz gave us real spirit like, If it weren't fer us you'd all be speaking Persian and don't you forget it!'
 

chretien

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And you remember the first version when it was released on stone tablets! :D ;) :p

I take comfort in the fact that although I'm getting old, I'm not nearly as old as Svartmetall who only knows how old he is because of improvements to the carbon dating process.
 

Tasslehoff

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Bet it was written by some sad sod, who needed to be proud of something in his life.
 

cHodAX

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I take comfort in the fact that although I'm getting old, I'm not nearly as old as Svartmetall who only knows how old he is because of improvements to the carbon dating process.

Don't be silly! I heard that they can accurately date Svartmetall by chopping one of his legs off and counting the rings!
 

tris-

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actually i was born in the 80s of many of this applies to me :p
 

Delket

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And the great part of it all is the very people who grow up abiding by those rules (or lack therof) are the ones who made all the ones now in place ;p. Guess all those issues made them highly dysfunctional at making the right decisions for their own next generations.
 

Marc

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When I were a lad there was white dog shit everywhere
 

fl3a

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actually come to think of it i havent seen white dog shit in years, but when i was little it was everywhereõ
 

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