When cats go bad :(

[Sir Frizz]

Yes cats are evil too. Last night i was happily cleaning meh room, when i notice my FHM 2003 calendar to be slightly damp. I think "what the fuck"? I search a little deeper and find my PE notes to be dripping wet, and fucking reek (sp?). Again i think "what the fuck"? Then at that moment i remembered one of my cats had been clawing away at them earlier. The horror. I examine other places the cat had been and found four little turds laid out on my PCG Top 100. . That too was also wet. Initially i chase the cat downstairs. Then grabbed it by the scruff on the neck, and show the accused to my superiors to be judged.

Further examinations however revealed that the cat flap had been locked, and that they couldn't get out. Only one person would do such a terrible thing; my shit-stabbed sister :/. Oh how she paid. Oh yes.

 

[S-Gray]

heheh

Well, my Cats already "christened" my new bedroom..... only been in it a day and already its pissin up the wall

 

[mank!]

Ouch, frizz.

My cat has never pissed anywhere in this house, nor in the last one. He's well trained

Digby

 

[old.tRoG]

We got our cat, thinking it was was a little girlie.

Take it to the vets 6 months down the line to get its womb all knotted up, and the vet looks at me for a second.

"This cat has no womb, sir. But I am sure that you will be glad to know that he has a pretty big package."

 

[PR.]

I think this thread needs changin to "When cats need to go, bad"

 

[Moving Target]

Originally posted by the-frizz
four little turds laid out on my PCG Top 100. .

pld cats

 

[~YuckFou~]

At least it didn't shit on your face as ours did to Mrs Yuck.

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
At least it didn't shit on your face as ours did to Mrs Yuck.

*choke*

LOL

I forgot about that incident, I'm going to go search for the post

 

[S-Gray]

Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
At least it didn't shit on your face as ours did to Mrs Yuck.

heh oh yeah

 

[Testin da Cable]

I cat I had once ate my hash and turned into a raving loon before sleeping for over a day

 

[FatBusinessman]

I don't have a cat.

From this thread, it should be screamingly obvious why.

 

[xane]

(more evidence for Kitten Forum)

Our older cat did this once, and started shitting in all the upstairs rooms, it took ages to get her out of the habit.

 

[stu]

 

[danger]

Originally posted by stu

FFS That fucked up my 800x6000 resultion! damnit... I've only got a shit puta here while scan sort my motherboard damnit! tables all dogeyed now! FS!

 

[S-Gray]

I guess my cat likes Webcams.... heh

 

[danger]

That's a cool cat... I need a cat.... I better go find one. Jeez SG you get all the brakes!

 

[Sharma]

I love my little black cat, shes a tad mad in the head but shes funny

 

[amobea]

i remeber Jas posting a picture of what happens when cats go bad...

now where is it ?

 

[whipped]

I was going to get the Girlfriend a cat for christmas. But seeing as how I totally fucked up wrapping a cuddly Winnie the Pooh, I can't see me managing to wrap a cat up very well.

Besides, it'd be able to claw it's way out of the wrapping paper

 

[granny]

Mine have got into the habit of crapping behind the sofa in the living room every other day Problem is there's nowhere in this house I can put a catflap without some serious building work so I'm not entirely sure what to do :/


ps. As a bonus there's a pair of my wife's knickers in one of those photos somewhere

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Get a litter tray

Oh and get another for the cats while your at it

 

[throdgrain]

A friend of mines cat used to piss on his computer, much to my (but not his) amusement.
But more amusing still, many years ago a squirrel used to get into a friends bedroom through an open window and piss on her bed !
Oh yes ! Squirrel vandals are here "!!

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Originally posted by granny
[Bps. As a bonus there's a pair of my wife's knickers in one of those photos somewhere [/B]

If this is the picture, then I have to say your wives knickers look like socks

 

[granny]

Actually now you mention it maybe they are socks. I'm not sure, she never used to wear the nicest of knickers to be honest

 

[xane]

Originally posted by granny
Mine have got into the habit of crapping behind the sofa in the living room every other day Problem is there's nowhere in this house I can put a catflap without some serious building work so I'm not entirely sure what to do :/

Chuck them out all day, they will always come back if there is a bowl of food waiting for them.

Otherwise a litter tray is the answer, but you also have to discourage them from going back to the same places they crapped in, either block them off or get some "cat repellant" spray. P.S. It is _extremely_ difficult to stop a cat getting somewhere it is determined to visit, you need to lock doors etc.

Cat flaps are major solutions, In would consider drilling out a hole in a wall or even glass door, they solve a lot of problems.

 

[Tom]

I wub cats

Pictures of my cats

 

[Tom]

Pictures of my (dead) cats

 

[S-Gray]

When cats go good!

Here have a Cat in this Thread! I had a Computer in with Win98 on, so i looked at my old DigiCam and found this precious Pic

I love the way it has a Blue effect behind it

 

[Sar]

It's called daylight SG.

 

[S-Gray]

Daylight? wtf is that??