What's your favourite Junk email.....

[Lester]

We've all had junk email offering us ways to make money, or enlarge your penis (none of which work btw ) but I like this one. Rather ironic that a service so at odds with the modern world, that uses forms of communication so far removed from the internet, should sell themselves via e-mail. Even more ironic that it's spam when they could, if they tried, I imagine, tell me what clothes I'm wearing and what my Gran wants me to do with my life. You think they'd know I'm not interested.

http://community.barrysworld.net/lester/cack

Mind you, perhaps they knew I might put it on here? Mmmm clever...

 

[Will]

For some reason, the only spam I receive is from Yahoo. I'd unsubscribe, but it is Yahoo Taiwan and I can't tell for the life of me where to click.

 

[.cage]

I've had a few advertising anti-spam utils :|

 

[Lester]

I didn't used to get any , not one bit. But then, I must have subscribed to the wrong forum or something and since December I get at least 20 a day. I have considered trying to get a loan from America tho. And as for the penis size thing, I find looking at pr0n helps but it's only temporary

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I get about 200+ for my hotmail one, with the filters on

(thats the level that's just before the one that only allows your contact list to mail you)

Sometimes the junk is okay though. I am supposedly gonna get millions of money from Nigeria I think. Bwahahaha... doh

 

[*Kornholio*]

My missus got a good one last night from some Nigerian dude saying that one of her long lost relatives left 3.8 million US $ in an account over there & she should go & pick it up... Not the first time she's had this sort of email either (always Nigerian).

 

[charl8tan]

I always get offered breast enlargement....

 

[dysfunction]

Did you see "Tarrant on TV" last night where this guy had breast implants.

A friend paid him $100000 to have womens silicone breast implants.

He looked pretty weird

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Was a kid at my secondary school with tits. He got them removed in the third year.

 

[doh_boy]

heh yeh.............................

the rubbing the presenters face with them.....:scared:

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by Lester


http://community.barrysworld.net/lester/cack

If they were any good they would have known that you wouldn't reply.

 

[SilverHood]

best one I got was Russian Mail Order brides

*wonders where they got the idea that I'm over 20 and working full time*

 

[Lester]

If you use a forum it's an odds-on bet that you'd be interested in a mail order bride tbh

Tho not necessarily Russian :/

 

[SilverHood]

Russian was the best one I got (had a piccy in it).. the Ukraine, Bulgarian and Hungarian mail order brides didn't have pictures, just a link

 

[~YuckFou~]

From the latest Zen newsletter:

CATCH AS CATCH CAN
Anybody who has received e-mail from 'Nigeria 419' bank fraudsters will be glad
to hear that at least a few of the perpetrators were arrested recently. The scam
messages typically claim to be from the manager of a bank representing a
deceased African millionaire politician/monarch without heirs and offer a
whopping share of incredible deposits in return for providing bank details and
allowing money to pass through a UK account. Anyone falling for the scam has
their own bank deposits cleaned out instead, once they have handed over enough
details. It is simple identity theft, dressed up with an exotic lure, and
although police in the UK and Nigeria have units which offer advice and will
take complaints, one recent victim went after his persecutors with a gun and
other recipients have retaliated by joining the increasingly popular sport of
Nigerian Scambaiting at Web sites dedicated to the discipline. If readers find
it hard to believe that anyone could fall for a 419 fraud, the perpetrators'
dogged pursuit of apparent victims, no matter how preposterous the
correspondence, is something to behold. Two sport centres to try are
www.scamorama.com, packed with frustrated frauds of every conceivable variation
and www.waronspam.com where stricken spammers are led a hopeless dance as the
tables are gradually turned on them.
http://www.silicon.com/news/500019-500001/1/2928.html
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/29410.html

 

[dysfunction]

I received one of those e-mails!!

I replied to them a few times and asked really awkward questions and then they stopped replying for some reason...

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by SilverHood
Russian was the best one I got (had a piccy in it).. the Ukraine, Bulgarian and Hungarian mail order brides didn't have pictures, just a link

Well next time you get one, post it on here and we can club together and share her? Baggsys Easter btw.

 

[whipped]

I have this pinned above my desk at work.

Subject : Whipped, where did you go?

Message :

Hi,

First thing I hope this is the right email address ... You probably don't remember me, but we talked online a while ago.
I don't really know what happened, but I guess we both just got really busy or something.
I feel really bad because I don't want you to think I was ignoring you or anything.

Maybe I'm being presumptuous by assuming you weren't ignoring me.
Anyway, I know we haven't talked in a while but I thought we had the beginnings of a pretty good thing going so I was just wondering if you'd be interested in getting back in touch.
Maybe with a few emails first so we can feel each other out again?
You probably don't remember what I look like, there are some pics of me at:

http://www.moonlightmatch.com

My User name us laurie243 .
I hope you're still interested. I'm gonna feel pretty dumb showing you that website if you blow me off....
but hopefully that gives you some confidence that I'm for real.
I DEFINATELY don't just hand that out to people.I hope this works out for the best, you were the most compatible guy I met on that site and I feel horrible for letting it slide.
Anyway, check out the site and email me if you want to get together.
If I'm lucky you don't have definite plans for the weekend and we still have time to arrange something?
I hope so. Talk to you soon!

Love, XX

Laurie

I've never visted the site and I know no one called Laurie. I thought this was such a great mail I printed it out. Funny as fuck!

 

[SilverHood]

I clicked the link.

bastard

 

[old.Fweddy]

What did you expect to be there? really?

 

[Tenko]

I clicked and got exactly what I wished for!

 

[plightstar]

Most of mine say things like:

come down to the farm today...
or
ever wondered....
or even

wow you've won a trip to (wherever) come now and apply

 

[xpok]

I had an email from a christian who wanted to heal my soul. No doubt this is because he had wasted his own life.