Whats worse ?

[Lamp]

I'm sorry there wasn't an option for having being blown up by a landmine...but its not really in the same category as having an itchy nose it is ?

 

[Laddey]

if you can't sleep, i reccomend smoking a joint!! weed is fantastic for getting you to kip.

bit nackered but cant stop all those annoying thoughts buzzing around your head? one biff later, wahey! zombified. problem solved.

i wouldn't say itches are irritation, because of the pure satisfaction when you scratch them, same type of satisfaction having a shit when you really need one. :]

I agree.


If you want a cracking night sleep/lie in on a saturday morning i'd go out friday night, drink 5-6 pints have a kebab on the way home, sit at home, smoke a fat zoogy and see you in 12 hours

 

[Lamp]

Or get really drunk, run downstairs, forget you're 6 ft 7 tall, whack your head , knock yourself unconscious, wake up 12 hours later at the bottom of the stairs wondering WTF just hapenned.

 

[Ezteq]

I'm sorry there wasn't an option for having being blown up by a landmine...but its not really in the same category as having an itchy nose it is ?

lets just examine this statement a second shall we?

now if we were to imagine the landmine was say, the size of a postage stamp (a normal one that is not one of those special ones like the ones with carry on films on them or anything, that'd just be silly tbh) then it is all together possible that the effects of being blown up by one could actually be about the same as having a moderately itchy nose.

conversely, if the nose itch its self was caused by several flea bites (on the inside of the nasal passage) plus you'd just accedentally snorted some of Mr Chip-Chasers 100% potent itching powder then the itch could conceivably be worse than standing on a land mine...at least being blown up would be quick whereas this hellish itch could last for day!

So in conclusion to this essay in to the merrits of landmines and nose itches I would like to finish off by saying that, in my experience and after serious research, neither is as bad as sodding thrush.

 

[Lamp]

We've all got thrush !

Its not as bad as someone sticking a pub umbrella down the hole in your willy and opening it out

 

[Overdriven]

We've all got thrush !

Its not as bad as someone sticking a pub umbrella down the hole in your willy and opening it out

Pure bollocks, that was one of the most fun experiences I ever had with a pub umbrella!

 

[Lamp]

There's always one ! LOL

 

[Ezteq]

We've all got thrush !

Its not as bad as someone sticking a pub umbrella down the hole in your willy and opening it out

pfft you girl... i got pink sodding floyd to do their comeback tour down my willy hole....


you didn't see that ok?