Whats the worst album in your collection?

[Tom]

I mean the shittest, most never-played, unheard-of, awful covered, SHITE that you ever bought.

I think mine is probably 'Dweezel Zappa - My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama', or another one is some shite by a band called Giant Sands, that I've played 0.5 times and kept for novelty value.


/edit: THE PROOF

 

[Xtro 2.0]

Sucking Fat Hairy Cock To Make Sure Grandma Can Shit In A Brand New Shit Stained Smock by **** Stains

Cost 50p in a record fair and besides the comedy title its fucking awful.

 

[Munkey-]

Gerry Rafter - Baker Street

For some reason i hate this album.......no idea why. played it once five years ago and havent since. I feel like i should like it but just cant

 

[maxi--]

Originally posted by Tom
[B Giant Sands, that I've played 0.5 times and kept for novelty value. [/B]

fuck! Giant Sand are a well respected post-rock outfit! Also...they have members in other bands like OP8 and stuff...Ive heard a few Giant Sand tracks, and they're ok. Op8 are AMAZING, (slush is an fantastic album)as are Calexico...and most people i know tell me Howe Gelbs stuff is alright too.

http://www.sa-wa-ro.com/GiantSand.htm

unless you mean a different band.

Shittest record i own....I dont own many shit reords ya know! but i do have 'The Country Covers Album' by my AUNT, although i can't say that's shit because I've never listened to it(through fear of my ears bleeding) .... I own a Catatonia album, which is quite shit. Oh hang on....i have a copy of the Robbie Williams swing when you're winning album...that wins hands down. I might have to try and give that away today.

 

[Jonaldo]

Not sure about absolute worst, I hated BDP's Edutainment when I got it and haven't bothered to listen to it in the 10+ years I've owned it, also on a rap tip I got an album by someone called KMC Kru and that is also verily bad.
Although however much I love Stone Temple Pilots I find it hard to defend Scott Weilands solo effort 'Twelve Bar Blues'.

 

[old.Dillinja]

Some Moby album I bought a few years ago. I have no idea why I bought it, must've been an impulse buy.

 

[echo]

I only own one record I genuinely dislike and that's Kid A.

 

[Moving Target]

Deftones - Self-titled

 

[xane]

Garbage, I got it for Stupid Girl and I can't stand the song now.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by xane
Garbage, I got it for Stupid Girl and I can't stand the song now.

Hmm - it's not that bad an album iirc.

 

[Aoami]

An album by Fear Factory, can't remember what it's called, but it has this song called Timeless or something on that i liked at the time. Anyway...it really, really, really,

































really, blows Goats.

 

[Shocko]

Originally posted by Aoami
An album by Fear Factory, can't remember what it's called, but it has this song called Timeless or something on that i liked at the time. Anyway...it really blows Goats.

You mean 'Obsolete'? And you're saying it's shit?

You sir, smell like my bottom

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Shocko
You mean 'Obsolete'? And you're saying it's shit?

You sir, smell like my bottom

Wij in agreeing with Shocko shocker !!!!!!eleven

 

[Testin da Cable]

I have a cd with Bush remixes called "Deconstructed" iirc. most of the tracks on that are rather poor imo.

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
I have a cd with Bush remixes called "Deconstructed" iirc. most of the tracks on that are rather poor imo.

I also own that shit. Listened to it once and stood on it.

Others that I can add:

Bush - Science of things.
Fight club - OST

 

[doh_boy]

My auntie used to work for sony/epic/cbs and gave us promotional copies of stuff for birthdays and xmas. My sister got cyndi lauper, bros and stuff I got weird stuff like the hits tape 5 and others I cannot remember. I have a doc martins album somewhere which I listen to once and never bothered again. I have so many albums I forget. :/

 

[Will]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
I have a cd with Bush remixes called "Deconstructed" iirc. most of the tracks on that are rather poor imo.

Does that have the D'n'B remix of Swallowed? I heard that on The Jackal OST, and it has an amazingly small amount in common with the original track.

Worst album I own...I have no idea. I think I have a Candy Dulfer album somewhere. That really blows. Rather than excellent blue jazz I was hoping for, I got shitty 80's pop / jazz lite crossover.

 

[Testin da Cable]

yes, I believe so. I'll have to check though

 

[MYstIC G]

Originally posted by xane
Garbage, I got it for Stupid Girl and I can't stand the song now.

You DIE at BarryBeer!

 

[Aoami]

Originally posted by Shocko
You mean 'Obsolete'? And you're saying it's shit?

You sir, smell like my bottom

Yes, that one. I stand by my feelings

 

[Meatballs]

I have the Pokémon album, so I assume I win.

 

[Jonaldo]

Originally posted by Meatballs
I have the Pokémon album, so I assume I win.

*throws random objects at Meatballs*







*looks for sharper, heavier objects*

 

[Damini]

Gah, I can't even remember the name of this album I own, it's by some obscure german rock band or something.

Anyway, I heard one song, and I loved it: "Sing, Swing, For My Little Girl"...

In a fit of loving that song, I went and got the album.

The next song?

"I want to Ding A Ling Ling My Wobble Bing Bong."

H-Blockx! That's it. I own an H-Blockx album.

 

[whipped]

New Kids on the Block Sorry.

 

[-fus-]

Cartoons - oooh eeeh ohh ahahaha

 

[Rekin]

I have the Chumawumba album.



Do I win a prize?

 

[Xtro 2.0]

which one do you have?

Minor fact - my band supported Chumbawumba in 1993 when they were real live anarcho-vegans or something - minor fact over.

 

[Rekin]

Tubthumping. It is horrendous.

 

[Xtro 2.0]

heh it certainly is.