What's it like to shag a one legged woman?

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Ono

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She's very pretty but it **must** be strange when you're shagging her surely?

You'd be pumping away and then look for something to hold onto ready for the final thrusts but....... :eek:


I am a bit of a legs person myself as well. ;)
 
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Summo

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I imagine there are advantages. I imagine there are more possitions open to you. I imagine a lot of things.

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Imagine all the people... living life as one...
 
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Summo

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The bride wore a wedding dress she made herself with the help of two designers.
Huh. Yeah, and I drive a car I built myself with the help of some Japanese engineers.
 
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Ono

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Just a thought, but would their shagging sessions be some kind of homage to the Isle of Man?


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Summo

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EXPLAIN your link to John Lennon, please.

Unless he was your uncle.

In which case you already have.

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NEED MORE INFO!
 
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Ono

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No,no. No link to Lennon.

My uncle Trevor use to sing it on karaoke down the Social club near Warrington. In between the darts matches.
 
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wolfeeh

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well

she's got a prosthetic leg.

i used to know someone in school who had one.

they are ROCK solid. there's no difference in terms of stability like.... u can tug on it and pull it and shit. it won't come off.

in fact, it's a bit more maneuverable than a real one.
 
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Ono

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She must take it off for sex?!

You don't want Macca catching his knob in the hinge under the knee! :eek:
 
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wolfeeh

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lol

the amount of money she's got to spend on one?

there is no fucking hinge...

ur thinking of manakin <spelling?> jobbies here.

assuming money is no object... u can get a prosthetic to EXACTLY the same shade of skin as the rest of the body...

u can get materials that feel exactly like skin.

they can be engineered to be exactly the same shape.

the only place u can tell the difference is the join.
 
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wolfeeh

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eh?

how's that?

i just happened to have a friend with a prosthetic leg ffs.

and i never shagged her either... i just happen to know what it was like.

and i'm not saying i wouldn't have shagged her either.
 
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wolfeeh

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i'm not gonna say this again

Fucking Quantify.
or stfu
 
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wolfeeh

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what are u doing?

trying to emphasise how dumb a fuck you actually are?

what's wrong with someone expressing the fact that they can find a disabled person sexually attractive... cos from what ur saying it sounds like we shouldn't even go there
 
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Scooba Da Bass

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No, I'm bored and winding up someone I find distastefull and generally irritating, do carry on sonny.
 
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wolfeeh

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oh.

that's alright then. cos i'm also bored, and winding up someone i find generally distasteful :p

go check out the stream thread :p i just 0wned you.
 
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Scooba Da Bass

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You might have owned me, had you actually known what you were talking about, ho hum.
 

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