"What's a day in the life of the real Natalie Portman like?"

Solo

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I'd like to think she still works for Jean Reno
 

Cylian

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I'm sure she had a gun hidden in that plant!
 

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think she is blatantly asking for a shag tbh.

who is she btw, star wars baldy woman?
 

Ezteq

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aww leon fucking hell!!! if ever there was an excuse. that was it, come on fess up, who else wanted mathilda and leon to ride off in to the sunset together? i know i did.

FILM!!!
 

Chosen

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Ezteq said:
aww leon fucking hell!!! if ever there was an excuse. that was it, come on fess up, who else wanted mathilda and leon to ride off in to the sunset together? i know i did.

FILM!!!
Leon was an awesome movie, I can watch it over and over again! But tbh Ez, Mathilda was way to young for Leon! Or might it be that you like childporn?!
 

Ezteq

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no i just like pron.

she wasnt too young for him tbh he was younger that her in age/experience IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!! stop tainting it with your dirty mind imo. people are too restricted by what they are told is right and what they are told is wrong. Who here wouldn't have let out a heart rendering cheer if leon and mathilda were to survive and go on in to the sunset together, not necesserally to have wild illeagle sex with eachother but to be soul mates, to be friends and give each other the deepest kind of comfort and love know to human kind, or do we all see that as paedophillia? when a man and a young girl (or vice versa a woman and young boy) find eachother andcan offer eachother the kind of companionship only known to a lucky few, that doesnt involve sexual touching but means you feel safe and loved where ever you are.

tbh lots of kids dont know what im on about and if your cant understand what im saying then count yourself very lucky.

very lucky indeed but if you can find someone who loves you for you and nothing else your blessed.


*watched lady boys*



pervert




Mmmmm


pfft.
 

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