what'd you like to try in the new year?

[Ezteq]

Every year people make crappy resoloutions (I Will Lose Weight!!, I Will Stop Smoking!! etc etc and so on blah blah) and i always think this sucks, i mean hay way to start the new year, depriving yourself of stuff you like, woo wtg pffft!

So instead of the thou shalt nots how about we have some thou shall's, what stuff would you really like to do, i dunno like if you've always fancied trying a sky dive or learning to speak a different language.

Here's what i suggest, we all write down stuff we'd like to do in the new year and if you get round to doing it revive this thread and give folk an update saying what you did etc? and i guess if you waaaant to be dull and give up stuff you can do updates on how the quitting is going.

Down with crappy resoloutions!!!!!!

 

[Thorwyn]

hm... my project for 2006 is kind of a long(er) story.

My father has lost one of his legs last year. He´s now bound to a wheel chair and getting weaker and weaker every day. It´s rather obvious that he doesn´t have much time left. When he was young, he was in the Navy, he loves the sea and ships and stuff. So my resolution for next year is to somehow get a couple days off from work, drive to the coast with him and get him on a boat for a trip across the north sea. Not sure if he´ll come with me, but I`ll do my best to convince him.

On the lighter side, my personal plan for 2006 is to make a trip to the UK to meet all the ol´ guys from my guild and see their babies IRL instead of watching a picture (2 of them last year! wtg, Ast and Baz!) .

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

Hmm that's a toughy Ez ....

Well the skydive does sound good to me =).

But on a more practical ( boo . i know .. but someone has to have thier head on thier shoulders) is to get my Driving Licence and to get myself a decent car by the end of April.

Well see that's the problem .. i'm thinking car .. but i'm also thinking Bike ...

 

[old.Tohtori]

On the matter of resolutions, i'll promise this year the same i always have since i was 10.

"I promise to promise next year what i promise this year."

But on the matter of doing something next year, i plan to see Eq's jugglies

 

[Jupitus]

On the matter of resolutions, i'll promise this year the same i always have since i was 10.

"I promise to promise next year what i promise this year."

But on the matter of doing something next year, i plan to see Eq's jugglies

I'll give you a rep point if you get her to post a pic on here

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'll give you a rep point if you get her to post a pic on here

I'm pushin' 'er as 'ard as i can captin', but she wun show anymyyyyyr!!

 

[Vladamir]

I'm pushin' 'er as 'ard as i can captin', but she wun show anymyyyyyr!!

Pose as the Federal boob inspector, like the arse inspector but with teh seel edge :d

 

[old.Tohtori]

Pose as the Federal boob inspector, like the arse inspector but with teh seel edge :d

Teh Seel...erhm...Federal Boob Inspector: Hello...*deeper voice*...'ello mam.
Ezteq: Hmm?
FBI: I'm with the FBI, i need you to do me something.
Ezteq: Oh really?
FBI: Yes, it's a matter of national..erm...security.
Ezteq: What is it?
FBI: It's a thing that keeps people safe, but it's not important now. Could you lift up your shirt please.
Ezteq: Wh...no!
FBI: Mam, i can't stress this enough, it's a matter of your and your fellow citizens safety that you oblige now.
Ezteq: I'm NOT going to lift my shirt up....where are you from again?
FBI: FBI mam...
Ezteq: Federal Bureau of Investigation?
FBI: Umm...not as such...
Ezteq: Then what?
FBI: Federal boob inspectors mam....
Ezteq: You want to inspect my boobs.
FBI: Yes.
Ezteq: For national security?
FBI: Most certainly.
Ezteq: Pray do tell, how do my boobs have any effect on national security?
FBI: Well...it's a pre-emptive strike issue...
Ezteq: A what?
FBI: A pre-emptive strike is wh
Ezteq: I know what it means you dimwit! How can ME showing MY boobs 'cause any kind of pre-emptive strike?!!
FBI(to the camera): This girls incouragable...
FBI: You see, by showing me your boobs, i can effectively take a photo of them, post it on the freddyshouse forums and possibly prevent the third world war.
Ezteq: The th....THE THIRD WORLD WAR?!!?
FBI: Yes.
Ezteq: You're a loonie, i'm done with this conversation.
FBI: So...
Ezteq: Not doing it!
FBI: Just one then? A peek...mam...oh mam...maybe a half a...
Ezteq: No! Go away!
FBI: A peekly? Peekly weekly?
Ezteq: Leave me alone!

 

[Ezteq]

my boobs are actually spongebob and patrick and not boobs at all.



Ah Hem my stuff:

1) More nookie, this year was outrageously poor and so have to make up for it in 06.

2) Get my ECDL qualification.

3) Get a new job, i hate the one i got my boss is a total goiter!

4) Rejoin my martial arts lessons after my final operation on my hand.

5) College, gotta get me finger out and get on a course so i can get my librarian qualification.

nothing terrably exciting there (aside from the boot knocking) but theres some really important stuff, one thing i might give a go at (seeing as my bf keeps telling me its ace and wants me to try it, even though im terrified of water) is diving, probably will just be in a pool as the sea scares the beejeepers out of me but its a start.

 

[old.Tohtori]

one thing i might give a go at (seeing as my bf keeps telling me its ace and wants me to try it, even though im terrified

*cough*

 

[Cozak]

Need to get my driving license as well. Then I would like to have my own bar open by the end of the year Not looking so likely atm though.

 

[Ezteq]

I'll give you a rep point if you get her to post a pic on here

t'aint gonna happen cap'n,
just been experimenting with sb & patrick toys and double sided tape and tbh you can still totally see boob folds (which im sure is against CoC) aaaand i hope you appreciate the trouble i went to, you try peeling sticky tape of your nipples and see how you like it!

 

[old.Tohtori]

t'aint gonna happen cap'n,
just been experimenting with sb & patrick toys and double sided tape and tbh you can still totally see boob folds (which im sure is against CoC) aaaand i hope you appreciate the trouble i went to, you try peeling sticky tape of your nipples and see how you like it!

Oh no, no no....it IIIIS allowed to show boobies in their most natural form in the boards.

Right Jup....riiiight?!

 

[Dandare]

Originally Posted by Ezteq
one thing i might give a go at (seeing as my bf keeps telling me its ace and wants me to try it, even though im terrified, is to satisfy my instinctive desire to exhibit myself more and get my baps out on FH

 

[Ezteq]

kk enough about my jubblies, back on topic please chaps



/slapslap

 

[Jupitus]

Oh no, no no....it IIIIS allowed to show boobies in their most natural form in the boards.

Right Jup....riiiight?!

Nudity in images. To be blunt, Tits and Arse (Male and Female) are ok, Pussy and Dick are not as we don't want to get into the "is it a split beaver shot" or "has he got wood" nonsense. We're too old to be having these debates. Don't forget, you also should be respecting peoples copyright with respect to photographs. And no porn! No pictures of people shagging, even soft porn. Just DON'T! Oh, and if anyone thinks this means they can post that picture of the bloke with his hands up his own arse, think again. This means YOU too Wij!

I hasten to add, not my decision in the slightest, oh nooooo no no no.... blame Deebs for the encouragement of Boobies

Edit: Boob folds are especially encouraged

 

[Aoln]

I'd like to try looking at Ezteq's baps this year.

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

I would just like to point out that i haven't made any reference to Ez's lady Lumps .

So i think i should get a Rep tbh






P.S. Seel if there is a post , ring me ... i don't care how you get my number .. just RING ME !!!!!one!!11!!!eleven!!!1111!

 

[old.Tohtori]

P.S. Seel if there is a post , ring me ... i don't care how you get my number .. just RING ME !!!!!one!!11!!!eleven!!!1111!

555-NSFW should work

 

[Ezteq]

Hmm seem's theyre on the interweb any hoo, don't you just hate it when your fighting evil and some bugger nips in with a sketch pad, i think i shall sue tbh.

 

[Gamah]

Disturbing, yet strangly erotic!

 

[Outlander]

just read this thread amagawd

you folks are awful trying to force poor babeh to show you her boobs

now in the intereset of safety I suggest that these boobs are left in my safe hands incase anyone escapes from the ot asylum and comes looking for you Ez


..this year I will be mostly wearing womans underwear.


actually this year I will be uber keep fit! gonna get rid of any squidgy bits I have and look greater! tis true Davina told me so

 

[old.Tohtori]

To be serious for a while and leave Eq's hubblies alone, i've decided on few things next year:

A: Stop having these f*cked up relationships where the other person is married(well i know now she was!), taken(just say no you damn women) or a general nutcake(honestly officer, i didn't know she planned to assasinate the prime minister of bolivia!).

B: Bring out to the public, Eq's melony bits.

C: Try to keep my promises regarding Eq's luvelies.

D: Date Eq and thus brake the thing i said in A. On all regards.

 

[Job]

Hee hee, I love the word 'baps' for boobies, but puppies is a good one too, there is NO nice word for the front bum though.

 

[tris-]

vagina has been pretty nice for the last 1000 years or when ever it was discoverd.

 

[haarewin]

i want to learn the piano.

 

[- English -]

I passed my driving licience 3 months ago and have no car (QQ AT INSURANCE)

so soon as i get my car the better

 

[Vladamir]

I passed my driving licience 3 months ago and have no car (QQ AT INSURANCE)

so soon as i get my car the better

It's a joke how much it is :z.

Though luckily i'll be getting my first car in new year <3

P.s I'm aiming to e-pull a mod this year ;D

 

[Ezteq]

um.... vlad sweetie, the peddle cars off bugsey malone dont count.


put, down , the , splurge gun!!

 

[Chronictank]

how bout sexor Ez
and then take a pic of her jubblies and show the world!!
and when she comes to kill me i will give her a fluffy bunny
rahh for uber plans of doom