What would you do!

[Chronictank]

You just got back from a beach party so all you are wearing is your trunks, flip flops and a t-shirt
You have just taken a dirty shit, you know the ones after a kebab that had far too many chillies in it
It's a stinking mess, you reach for the toiler paper and OH NO! theres none left
So you try the taps, wtf no water is coming out the taps must be broken

However in a cuboard next to you, there is a choice between the above
What would you do???

 

[Nate]

Be Bahumat sold it!

 

[Ormorof]

clothing

 

[CorNokZ]

I don't usually whipe, so it wouldn't really be a problem for me

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'd pull my pants up(optional) and walk to the beach->water. Take a little swim, make a little wipe, get clean tonight.

 

[kirennia]

However in a cuboard next to you, there is a choice between the above
What would you do???

More to the point, what did you do? Come on, you know how all this 'what if' questioning malarkey works

 

[Chronictank]

More to the point, what did you do? Come on, you know how all this 'what if' questioning malarkey works

hehea friend and i were discusssing who could come up with the most discusting scenario which could realistically occur
And this is what i came up with

 

[Levin]

I always, ALWAYS look before I sit down, if there is paper... so I would have had to be pretty damn out of it for this to happen in the first place.. probably enough that I wouldn't care which alternative.

 

[Ezteq]

i'd wipe my arse on bahumut!


heheh only joking, I usually carry those little travel packs of tissues with me for when im on field trips and have to use public loo's you can guarentee youll be bursting and theres no paper, but imagining the unimaginable and i am for once, unprepared i'd just wash it off in the sink, i used to be a nurse so being covered in crap (among other things Oo) is nothing new (or scarey)for me.