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LOL 
I'd advise it to several large corporates I know of tho
I'd advise it to several large corporates I know of tho
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Wij
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I want one that awards me marks for artistic impression
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lol
with large speakers mounted on it so you can hear the applause
with large speakers mounted on it so you can hear the applause
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WPKenny
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HAH!! See? I was right! You can tell people's health from their poo! And you all thought I was mad!!! MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
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Wij
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Yes but will they use this data for marketing purposes. Or publish it on stool-fetishist sites for money ???
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Summo
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Received this morning via Hotmail:
"Dear Valued Customer,
It has been brought to our attention that you regularly evacuate your bowels. Have you considered using the new quad-lined ComFee Towel(TM) for your wiping and hygene needs? With its revolutionary new..."
etc.
"Dear Valued Customer,
It has been brought to our attention that you regularly evacuate your bowels. Have you considered using the new quad-lined ComFee Towel(TM) for your wiping and hygene needs? With its revolutionary new..."
etc.
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LOL
and a hefty bill from your doctor together with a small note asking you to lay off the curry for a month or three
and a hefty bill from your doctor together with a small note asking you to lay off the curry for a month or three
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Wij
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Never mind that. I want a toilet that asks me not to eat too many curries cos it can't stand the assault I keep giving it
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sometimes I think I'm gonna burn through it a la Alien
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Wij
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heheh
Not been that bad for a while myself. I try to keep to fairly hot curries nowadays rather than "Oi, Waiter I'm pissed and obnoxious and I demand an inedible pile of hotter-than-hell filth to prove my masculinity" type curries
Not been that bad for a while myself. I try to keep to fairly hot curries nowadays rather than "Oi, Waiter I'm pissed and obnoxious and I demand an inedible pile of hotter-than-hell filth to prove my masculinity" type curries
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ha but I really hate those [unless drunk ]
normally I really love a good tandoori/tikka[masala] total addict
]normally I really love a good tandoori/tikka[masala] total addict
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Next will probably be condoms that check your
count...
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Wij
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Or hookers
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They've thought of them already Wij
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Wij
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How do they count your sperm ?
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one by one
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If they have to chew or not
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Wij
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gargle ?
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That's just showing off m8
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Ah, found the level have we?
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It didn't start particularly high.
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all time low it seems like
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old.Upham
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lol @ Wij
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old.^S0LIDUS^
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Originally posted by Kornholio[UC_UK]
hehehehe
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Wij
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a spunkie
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lol
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Wij
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thx
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npz
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Originally posted by Wij
a spunkie
More of 'em!!!