What is your battlecry?

Meowmix

Fledgling Freddie
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I dont know if this has been posted before, but oh well :D

Site: http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

Apparently mine is:


Lo! Who is that, running over the wasteland! It is Meowmix, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She howls apocalyptically:

"I'm going to flog you in such an unsafe manner, you will polymorph into a popsicle!"


Meowmix -x-
 

Kenniii

Fledgling Freddie
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Zang! Who is that, skulking out of the icy wasteland! It is Kenniii, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He howls vengefully:

"I'm seriously going to hump you so utterly, your momma won't recognize you!!!"
 

Adrianicus

Loyal Freddie
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Zang! Who is that, striding amidst the hotel lobby! It is Adrianicus, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a bloodthirsty roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you until the Earth stands still!!!"

:eek2:
 

judas

One of Freddy's beloved
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ea, verily: Who is that, running out of the mini-mall parking lot! It is Judas, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a vengeful cry, his voice cometh

"I'm going to flog you like a first grade teacher!!!"
 

Bugz

Fledgling Freddie
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Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking out of the candy store! It is Bugz, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a low scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smash you until you are no longer smashable!"
 

Loonatik

Can't get enough of FH
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May 14, 2004
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Lo! Who is that, running over the steppes! It is Loonatik, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He screams thunderously:

"I'm seriously going to flog you like it's my job, and throw you out the window!!"

:wanker:
 

Galoma

Fledgling Freddie
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Striding out of the hotel lobby, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Galoma! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm seriously going to bludgeon you into the fast lane!!"


hmm whats "bludgeon"... gotta look it up ^^
 

Sparkimus

Fledgling Freddie
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Hark! Who is that, rampaging through the terrain! It is Sparkimus, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I bring darkness and mayhem like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!!"
 

Enties

Fledgling Freddie
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uhm

Who is that, sprinting amidst the fields! It is Wylan, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a vengeful cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!"

:fluffle:
 

Novac

Fledgling Freddie
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erm, lol.

Stalking amidst the hotel lobby, attacking with a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Novac! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I sow darkness and discord until my loins find satisfaction!!!"
 

Honza

Fledgling Freddie
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Jan 22, 2004
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My battlecry is silence. Then comes a fight. And when I leave the battlefield, cryings of fallen enemies climbs to the sky. But at that time I am already far away bringing another pain among pagans.
 

bjorne

Fledgling Freddie
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Zang! Who is that, rampaging across the fields! It is Bjorne, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He screams apocalyptically:

"I'm going to punch you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!!!"
 

Ocalinn

Fledgling Freddie
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Skulking along the plains, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh Zita! And she gives a low cry:

"I'm going to smash you into your own personal hell!!!"
 

Veno

Fledgling Freddie
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Sprinting on the mini-mall parking lot, wielding a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Veno! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to hump you until you shit molton lava, and add a notch to my bedpost!!!"

:p
 

Lookdaddy

Can't get enough of FH
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Feb 12, 2004
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Stalking across the tundra, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Lookdaddy! And he gives a vengeful cry:

"I'm going to bruise you until you acquire caulrophobia, and grin like a fucking maniac!" :p
 

Knolan

Fledgling Freddie
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think i got a rather nice1

Zang! Who is that, running across the mountains! It is Odeaan, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a mighty roar, his voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!!!"
 

GoldenThong

Fledgling Freddie
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Adrianicus said:
Zang! Who is that, striding amidst the hotel lobby! It is Adrianicus, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a bloodthirsty roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you until the Earth stands still!!!"

:eek2:


Oh that brings back memories!
 

GoldenThong

Fledgling Freddie
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Yea, verily: Who is that, running through the tarmac! It is Addrey, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a mighty scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to bruise you until you bleed out your eyes, and throw you out the window!!"


OMG! how very me!

Wat do you mean I have an hormonal imbalance??????????
 

gunner440

Hey Daddy Altman
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"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!"
 

Páll

Fledgling Freddie
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Jul 1, 2004
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Zang! Who is that, skulking on the freeway! It is Pall, hands clutching a burning branch! He howls apocalyptically:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I slice through beating hearts with God on my side!!"
 

Methos

Loyal Freddie
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Dec 23, 2003
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Striding on the steppes, wielding a meaty axe, cometh Methos! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I desecrate until everything has croaked!"
 

Dimmer

Fledgling Freddie
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May 9, 2004
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well I did few char names and my real nick so here we go:

Who is that, rampaging along the cliffs! It is Teamdims, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a mighty scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!"

Hark! Who is that, stalking over the fields! It is Bufferboten, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He roars homicidally:

"I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!!!"

Who is that, striding across the tarmac! It is Tusindben, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a gutteral bellow, his voice cometh:

"Hail the blood-letting! I hereby snap and go berzerk!"

Striding over the tarmac, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh Bufferbotenbuffbot! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"I'm going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!!"

Hark! Who is that, rampaging out of the tundra! It is Dimster, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He roars ominously:

"I'm going to clobber you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!"

and finaly...
Zang! Who is that, sprinting along the terrain! It is Dimmer, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to flog you until you're pissing shit!!"
 

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