What is your battlecry?

plomien

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http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

have a look here's mine:

Hark! Who is that, striding amidst the wasteland! It is Plomien, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He bellows thunderously:

"In the name of malice, I slice through beating hearts like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"
 

Xplo

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Xplo:
Running on the mountains, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Xplo! And he gives a cruel cry:

"I'm going to contort you like a wrecking ball!!!"

Effi:
Prowling along the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a mighty sword, cometh Effi! And she gives a cruel howl:

"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!"
 

Korax

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hehe quite some funny ones there!

Mine:
"I'm going to hump you so forcibly, you will polymorph into a bag of marshmallows!

rofl
 

Archeon

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Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking over the mountains! It is Archeon, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He roars gutterally:

"I'm going to beat you like a wrecking ball, and trade you for a candy bar!!"
I prefer the classic

"Bwahahahaaa, run in fear peasents for i am here to burn your crops and rape your virgins"

Much more fear-insuing. :D
 

Nichneven

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Who is that, striding over the wasteland! It is Nichneven, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a booming roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!!!"


>.>

oh yes, forgot Lico:

Lo! Who is that, stalking through the tarmac! It is Licorice, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She grunts apocalyptically:

"I'm going to beat you harder than God thought possible!"
 

Damon_D

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Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking out of the hotel lobby! It is Damon, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a spectacular roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to contort you with such disregard for common sense, I will be high on life for years to come!!"


But I realy prefere :


" For Glory and Beer !!!!!! "
 

Slu

Fledgling Freddie
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Battlecry? :D


I don't have a battlecry .. I always run away and tries to hide while screaming like a little girl :(
 

Serbitar

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Lo! Who is that, running out of the desert! It is Serbitar, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you until I am off parole, and trade you for a candy bar!!!"

:D
 

Kjel

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Who is that, skulking through the fields! It is Cauldron, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He roars vengefully:

"I'm going to fuck you into your own personal hell, then steal your lederhosen!"

All your lederhosen are belong to us!
 

Aremeriel

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Who is that, rampaging over the hotel lobby! It is Aremeriel, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a mighty scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to torment you with such disregard for common sense, you will wake up from the Matrix!"

Hmmmmmm......
 

Addlcove

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Stalking along the plains, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Addlcove! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm going to smash you with such reckless abandon, you will polymorph into a purple worm!"
 

Svartmetall

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Closest thing I have to a battlecry...hmm...probably the "HAMSTER POWER!" macro on my Berserker.
 

Ssera

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Sprinting amidst the hotel lobby, clutching a burning branch, cometh Ssera! And he gives a mighty roar:

"I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!!!"


hmm... that's quite close to the truth actually :rolleyes:

oh and:

Zang! Who is that, striding out of the steppes! It is Arardolath, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He grunts gutterally:

"As sure as predators devour prey, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"

pity I don't carry a vorpal blade... (isn't that from Jabberwocky?)
 

Amuse

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Old char Amuse:

Zang! Who is that, sprinting along the candy store! It is Amuse, hands clutching a mighty sword! He howls vengefully:

"I'm going to hump you so hard, your pets won't recognize you!"


Ocliar:

Sprinting along the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Ocilar! And he gives a cruel roar:

"I'm seriously going to exfoliate you to the bone!"
 

Tiawhyn

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for my shade :

Running out of the icy wasteland, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Enait! And he gives an ominous scream:

"This one's for you, mom! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!!"

:eek7:
 

ki'ap

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Rampaging amidst the tundra, wielding a meaty axe, cometh Galewyr! And she gives a booming bellow:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"

oO

and for my scout

Who is that, running along the tarmac! It is Thya, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She howls gutterally:

"I'm going to pummel you until you pee fire, and plunge you into financial ruin!!!"


i think i might use that first one modified slighty into "Ha ha you damn <race> i'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"

/me goes off to make macro
 

frogster

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Pet name :
You in some shit now, muhfuh! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!!

Actual ingame name:
I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!!"

Either way, i think i'd scare only myself :eek7:


Edit : ahhh, tis slightly more scary if you dont misread annihilation as anal lotion ;o
 

plomien

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for my eld

Stalking on the freeway, carrying a meaty axe, cometh Smellyhairybumhole! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm going to make you cry like the bitchiest bitch!"

for my shade

Hark! Who is that, running through the plains! It is Plocanna, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a low grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you beyond the end of time, and grin like a fucking maniac!!"
 

Bagloor

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Who is that, stalking across the mountains! It is Bagloor, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He screams gutterally:

"I'm going to pound you with such reckless abandon, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!!" :touch:
 

Zebolt

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Prowling on the tundra, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Zebolt! And he gives an ominous grunt:

"I'm going to spank you so heinously, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"
:twak:
 

SilverHood

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For korvarn: "I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!!!"

Nice

though my daoc warcry was usually

"inc"

:p
 

Thundercat

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My Cleric:

Lo! Who is that, stalking amidst the candy store! It is Thundercat, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with an ominous cry, her voice cometh:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!"


And the Necro:

Striding along the cliffs, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh Misu! And she gives a cruel scream:

"I'm going to spank you like it's a new extreme sport!!"


Hmm... Someone must of been in my favourite camp for Misu :D
 

Cyradix

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Prowling on the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Cyradix! And he gives an ominous roar:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I pillage like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"

And my blade :

Skulking over the wasteland, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Isharo! And he gives a gutteral grunt:

"For the love of carnage and discord, you are made of meat and I am very hungry!!!"
 

Retrakith

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Zang! Who is that, skulking over the tarmac! It is Gimp, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He roars thunderously:

"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!!"

nooooooo! dont kill me :twak:
 

Sharpo

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Zang! Who is that, rampaging over the desert! It is Sharpo, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a cruel grunt, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to beat you beyond the end of time!!!"


PHEAR!!1
 

Sissyfoo

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Zang! Who is that, running through the tarmac! It is Sissyfoo, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a gutteral howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to contort you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"
:D Fucking hells yea!! Roar!! :D

Zang! Who is that, stalking on the cliffs! It is Stupendous Man, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to make tacos with your corpse!!!"
Hee hee! :D

Sprinting amidst the candy store, wielding a mighty sword, cometh Mordtreth! And he gives a gutteral grunt:

"Hail the blood-letting! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!!!"
Right, I think that my little paladin has spent too much time at the forge. Poor guy has gone psycho. :eek7:
 

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