what is up with toast ffs

[ScoobyDoo{KEA}]

i seem to be whinging a lot lately anyway was putting my bread in the toaster this morning and noticed why is it that the bleedin bread never completely fits in,always leaves about an inch of bread that doesn't get toasted at the top. WHY WHY lol.

 

[mank!]

your bread is too big.

or your toaster is too small.

it's one of life's greatest dilemmas, i too suffer the same problem

 

[Jupitus]

Toast lightly once, flip bread, toast lightly again.

 

[ScoobyDoo{KEA}]

Toast lightly once, flip bread, toast lightly again.

tried that and i always end up cremating the fucking thing

 

[Raven]

put it in side down then

If your toaster isnt long enough for that cut a little bit off the end.

 

[JBP|]

Use the grill on your cooker for perfect toast.

 

[TdC]

what JBP| said. you're all toast noobs!

 

[Trem]

How many rounds were there?

 

[Chilly]

Use the grill on your cooker for perfect toast.

denied.

if you grill-toast you can only do one side at a time, if you do this the toast curves and doesnt always end up as flat as it does in a toaster where the heating is even.

For *perfect* toast Id say a fsking hot oven? Pizza oven?

 

[ScoobyDoo{KEA}]

so what does make the best toast

 

[TdC]

tbh a grill

1) put cheese on bread
2) put bread(cheese) under grill
3) let bread auto-toast from excess grill heat
4) once cheese is grilled to liking, spread liberally with tomato sauce, HP sauce or Branston Pickle according to mood.
5) consume while making masculine noises of glee

 

[Draylor]

Cut a bit off to eat (with butter of course) while you wait for the toast to, um, toast.

Its meant to be that way ...

 

[Jimmy]

tbh a grill

1) put cheese on bread
2) put bread(cheese) under grill
3) let bread auto-toast from excess grill heat
4) once cheese is grilled to liking, spread liberally with tomato sauce, HP sauce or Branston Pickle according to mood.
5) consume while making masculine noises of glee

what he sed

toast is also nice with a bit of bovril on

 

[GReaper]

I think we need to start a campaign for larger toasters so we don't have this problem!

 

[Overdriven]

This is honestly the FIRST time I've ever heard anyone while about making toast. But I have to completely agree. I think it's time to complain to the toaster making people!

 

[mank!]

tbh a grill

1) put cheese on bread
2) put bread(cheese) under grill
3) let bread auto-toast from excess grill heat
4) once cheese is grilled to liking, spread liberally with tomato sauce, HP sauce or Branston Pickle according to mood.
5) consume while making masculine noises of glee

i would have to agree wholeheartedly. i just munched down some cheese on toast for my luncheon, which i shall follow with a nice cup of tea and watch some cricket...if it doesn't rain

 

[Bodhi]

I never have this problem. Mainly cos if I'm making toast I buy the bread with "Toastie" written on it. That way it's exactly the right shape for my toaster/toasted sandwich maker.


As an aside I have just found Lorne Sausage in deepest darkest Staffordshire. I am a happy boy.

 

[Tom]

Get yourself a Dualit toaster, they take massive slices of bread with ease