What Has Happened To Teh Sh33peh

[-adz-]

Yes i'm afraid the worst has happened, the D0llster has become married. Yes he buys her things, goes out etc but he doesn't get any


This adele woman has changed teh r n b lovin sh33peh into a true Guber (Maidstone Speak for Grunger). Man she even chooses clothes for him.



WTF is going on you muppet?


GUBER

 

[throdgrain]

Aw bless !
Good luck to ya D00ls m8

 

[Ch3tan]

God sake, be a man dont change who you are for her.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

It's all LIES.

Adz IS JUST JEALOUS.

YES HE IS.

...!

*weeps*

It's all so true. I'm cooking her dinner today...

*weeps somemore*

Was beach yesterday, cinema tonight.

And the music... someone pls stop her from playing that gawd awful music all the time.

EVEN THE SKUNK NO LONGER DOWNS OUT THE DAMN MUSIC...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[-adz-]

Save the Guber!

 

[-adz-]

I heard they sometimes hold hands

 

[Moving Target]

At least dolly has a dish washer now.

 

[legendario]

I like the sound of her...

When yer finished dolls....

 

[ECA]

I heard sh33pah met a welshman and settled down

 

[-adz-]

/me hands some more inscence to d0lly


dear o dear

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Fek off

/me weeps.

Hey, so you coming down on Friday?

 

[-adz-]

YEP

 

[Mophead]

I'm coming too!

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

If you can make it m8y

Canterbury. Friday. You can see me and Adz drink JD til we die

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by old.D0LLySh33p
You can see me and Adz drink JD til we die

You two are my long lost brothers I think

 

[-adz-]

Got a new bottle of single barrel if yer interested.... oh and i still need a hand polishing off that 1.5Litre one


Oh and pld d0lls, best shot of that side of her.... answers are very hard to get out of her methinks

 

[legendario]

i dont understand

i'm drunk and recovering from defeat

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Ah well. Crap happens.

Up for man sluttage on Friday now.

/me picks up pieces of broken heart.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Adz old chum.

You bringing the JD down tomoz?

Turn up anytime. Have a seminar 3-5 then drinky drinky.

Ah fek it. I'll start before hand

 

[-adz-]

yeah, there's not much left, i'm frickin plastered..... chud daddeh all day mush boy


hammmemed no coubt ole nbenan

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by -adz-
yeah, there's not much left, i'm frickin plastered..... chud daddeh all day mush boy


hammmemed no coubt ole nbenan

What is gods name?

 

[-adz-]

Erk




Managed to convince some women i was Jean-Pierre, the French exchange student. classic night

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I bet it was you who phoned me last night and got a m8 to talk instead.

Paranoid city