What can you use when you run out of toilet paper ?

[adoNix]

My brothers comics

 

[Jeffery]

1) computer mousemat
2)scrape my ass around on the grass like a dog does
3) grease proof paper
4) pull the flush and lower bum into water as its flushing ( POWER WASH !! )
5) Lighter and deodrant ( flame thrower ) burn the shit off ur ass !!

 

[Lamp]

- A spoon
- Bubble wrap
- Rizla
- A mascara brush
- An old tie
- A McDonalds Hash Brown
- A parking ticket
- Your Council Tax Bill
- A cactus

 

[eggy]

Ging came round my house once, did such a violent shit that he was forced to use my kitchen roll instead of toilet paper to wipe up the mess.

 

[Dorimor1]

My samurai sword!

Nice, I brought mine off some Gypsi's near Athens. There is also a sword shop down by the market.

But I don't think they'd make good things to whipe with :/

 

[Lamp]

Army method:

1. Remove a small piece (extra strong mint sized) from the centre of a single square of toilet tissue.

2. Place said small piece of paper in gap under nail of index finger. Ensure it's in securely.

3. Place Index finger through hole of toilet tissue. Slide paper down till it covers knuckles.

4. Wipe with index finger.