What a day!

[Sparx]

What a nightmare getting home today fucking strikes. I live in Docklands but work in North London so i was proper stitched up due the strikes even as a driver. Every road blocked etc

Glad im home now, and nice bonus 2 people today said my girlfriend looks like Katy Perry which pleases me somewhat cause i told her how hot i think KP is

 

[Job]

Starts Katy Perry perv thread.

 

[Ch3tan]

pics or it didn't happen Sparx.

 

[Sparx]

i'll have to ask her if its ok to post a pic up first, common courtesy and all that

 

[Ch3tan]

Remember; if she says no, then you have failed at the internet.

 

[Huntingtons]

no, then hes just a liar. no girl says no to FH

 

[Sparx]

 

[Sparx]

not the greatest photo but its the first one i grabbed

 

[Nate]

no, then hes just a liar. no girl says no to FH

Yeah what beehatch has ever said that and hasn't subsequently been oneshotted by our enormous e-peens then not ressed and keyboard/mouse cut so no chance of release until auto!

 

[Nate]

She hasn't got the spock ears but I can see the resemblance, I think we need a full body pic to get a better idea though.

 

[Zenith.UK]

KP... one of those rare women who's got a reputation for being a good-time girl but not slutty with it.

Lady Gaga gets dressed up in cosplay and it looks weird and somewhat scary.

Katy Perry gets dressed up in cosplay and it comes across as fun and kitsch.

 

[Zenith.UK]

Katy looks like Zooey Deschanel there.

 

[Sparx]

Another ridiculously hot chick

 

[Shagrat]

it's official

sparx in playing well out of league shocker

 

[Sparx]

well out my league hahah

 

[Job]

Which of course is lad speak for..
'What the fuck is she doing with him? Hasn't she seen my new car?'

Very cute, but don't get cocky.

 

[Sparx]

Sorry dad

 

[old.Tohtori]

Sparx, you really should feed the poor girl. No one should have to eat their own jacket

Similarities to both girls, still her ow and not a copy, well done sir.

 

[Ch3tan]

I'm coming to East London to steal your missus!