Whad'dup foo! It's a time for some DAoC...ghetto style!

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old.Tohtori

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SlamDoug: Yo, yo yo! What up miggas?!

BoomNasty: Slam in da house-ah!

PoWThang: Yo Doug, where that lazyass motherf**er YoMomma at?

SlamDoug: Hell if i know dog, i aints the ..whatcha callit...

BoomNasty: Peeler?

SlamDoug: Yeah yeah. I aints the peeler of that motha.

YoMomma: ...word up...

PoWThang: Yo b**ch! Where ya been!? We be needing yo ass down at nisse.

YoMomma: Rezsick man, rezsick...

PoWThang: Rezsick ma ass!

SlamDoug: Momma been pop'ping too many last night.

BoomNasty: Fo sure.

YoMomma: Ey, f**k you migga.

SlamDoug: F**k me? Migga f**k you!

BoomNasty: Ey, ey, ey!! We gots to get some bubs ya dig?!

SlamDoug: Yeah yea...

PoWThang: I hear ya, lez roll.

YoMomma: I'll roll ya ass ya dirty mothaf...

PoWThang: What you say?! Come 'ere migga and i'll cap yo ass with a runebolt!

YoMomma: Bring it on pansy! Your b***hass couldn't hit a smiera-gatto if it were right up yo motherf***ing face.

BoomNasty: Shut the f*** u before i AoE both ya'll b**chasses!

PoWThang: ...

YoMomma: ...

SlamDoug: PoWThang's a gimp anyway...

PoWThang: WHAT?! Migga that's it!

PoWThang challenges SlamDoug to a duel.

BoomNasty: Sigh...

PoWThang was just killed by a tomte smirmisher.

SlamDoug: What the f**k migga?!

YoMomma: Got Nasties on the move!

BoomNasty: Ima on it! Got three swingers coming fast.

SlamDoug: Got ya back Boom, lemme at 'em. Hou!!

YoMomma: PoWThang get the f**k up!

PowThang: We'll took a damn nasty while to get that shitass rez in action!

YoMomma: What you saying?! That i ain't doig my job? That it migga?!

PoWThang: I didn't say it, i think you just did though.

YoMomma: Damn b**ch! Why you gotta act like that?

BoomNasty: Get yo whining asses in gear and fight motherf**kers!

YoMomma: I ain't fighting shit until this migga gives me my motherf**ing aperciation.

PoWThang: It's appreciation you stupid ass migga...

YoMomma: Thats what i say b**ch!

SlamDoug was just killed by Tomte Skirmisher.

BoomNasty: Hey guys...

PoWThang: You say aperciation and even i dunno what the f**k that means. Stupid ass b**ch.

BoomNasty: guys...

YoMomma: I ain't got no supaman spec like yo schoolburnt ass but i can still whoop yo from here to Jord migga.

BoomNasty was just killed by a Tomte Skirmisher.

PoWThang: Bring it on!

YoMomma: Oh i'll bring it! I'll get SC on ya epic armored ass!

PoWThang: You and what army migga?! You couldn't bring down a..

PoWThang was just killed by a Tomte Skirmisher.

YoMomma: Hah! See that b**ch?! See what happens when ya mess with da bomb! You ain't got nothing on me mi...yo. Where'd everyone go? Hey guys...these tomte dudes dun look too happy...guys?

<The End. B**ch.>
 
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SFXman

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Fo' real homez, now dat wuz some motherfuzzing entertaining shizzle.
 
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old.job

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Just realised, there are no black/asian/indian/hispanic characters in DAOC.

OMFG whats the number for the racial equality board? I have a violation to report!
 
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old.yaruar

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Originally posted by old.job
Just realised, there are no black/asian/indian/hispanic characters in DAOC.
Click to expand...

Apart from the saracen of course.....
 
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old.job

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Hmmm, Arabian I think, well it's a start.

And where's the fat people and
disabled people (no Blademasters don't count), well they do have Dwarves I suppose, and a Troll could pass as mass disadvantaged person.

Looks like Midgard could save Mythics' butt here.
 
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old.Tohtori

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Trolls are mentally impared. Not dumb. Mentally impared. :D

Dorfs are just vertically challenged.
 
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Coim-

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Originally posted by old.Tohtori
Trolls are mentally impared. Not dumb. Mentally impared. :D

Dorfs are just vertically challenged.
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If Dwarves are vertically challenged...what does that make Lurikeens? :eek:
 
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old.Tohtori

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A rezsick thread needs some buffs:

YoMomma: Yo whatcha doing b**ch?! Why you go all noob on the motherf**ker and pull when we gots three allready?!

PoWThang: Shut up b**ch! I do whata wanna do and whena wanna do it.

YoMomma: Oh is like that migga?

PoWThang: Fo sou...i ain't doing this shit fo yo fat-ass.

YoMomma: Well f**k you migga! I aint giving you no r&r until ya stop the dissing.

PoWThang: Fine, you shortsighted motha. I can handle these f**kers maself!

Arachnite priest was just killed by PoWThang.

PoWThang: See that b**ch?! Dun need yo sorry ass to save me. Who's the man? Huh?! Whos the man! Yeah that's right. B**ch.

YoMomma: Word up PoW, but whatcha gonna do 'bout those nasties.

YoMomma points at Arachnites.

PoWThang: Ou shiet! Come on man, mezz the f**kers!

YoMomma: I thought you the man? Da bomb.

PoWThang: 'ey migga you knows i be messing with ya, come on man, those nasties gonna run ma ass!

YoMomma: Wha? The bling-bling ain't work'ing? What's the magic word motha...

PoWThang: What the f**...i dun know no magic f**king word!

YoMomma: Ya know it. Come on. Give daddy-o hear some sweet asskissing.

PoWThang: Why you gotta...shiet man...ok, you was right, i was a stupid mothaf**k.

YoMomma: Belie dat. Now step back b**ch, i got some mezzing to do.

PoWThang: Stick it to 'em Momma.

YoMomma: Fo sou....umm...

PoWThang: Whaddup migga? Them nasties still coming fast!

YoMomma: Umm...i..i kinda...forgot to...you know migga...rest and shit...out of power and all..

PoWThang: WHAT?! SHIT MIGGA WE GOING TA DIE BECA...

<The Eeend. Wurd>
 
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