whadda ya want for christmas?

[Ezteq]

Oooooooook lets see...

Dear Father Christmas,
This year i have been a very good girl and in return i would like.....
a digital camera
cowboy boots with stack heal (half inch if poss)
a microscope (with glass slides)
binoculars (good ones mind you)
and for a branch of "donut king" to open in my town

thank you very much yours sincerely Me

P.S shall be leaving sherry, biccys and carrots for reindeer as per usual unless told otherwise.

 

[Lumikki]

Cash!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

New wizard hat and robe.

 

[oblimov]

ide luv a les paul sunburst

but i think ill settle for a shower radio, some dvds and a lot of sex from the wife

oh and peace and goodwill to all penguins

 

[Hawkwind]

Dear Father Christmas,

Give Kylie or the reindeer get it! Plus no Mince Pies or booze. I'll be watching.

Its OK I have an agreement with the wife, made a few years back, that we each have a list of 10 people we are allowed to shag without recriminations from the other.

 

[Lothandar]

Christmas should not be about getting/giving presents so I don't want anything. I prefer showing my care and love towards my relatives and friends all year, not because its that special day, which is highly misunderstood as well <1st sentence in my post, explains in sealed nut shells.>

 

[Job]

Christmas is the continuation of capatalism by other means.

 

[Lumikki]

Christmas is the continuation of capatalism by other means.

Gee

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Yes, we know. Thats why Jebus is now a fat man in a red suite, and the easter bunny.

"And lo, Jebus turned into a fucking bunny rabbit on the third day and escaped over the hill and far away before the romans realised he wasn't dead."

I guess being the son of god wasn't good enough for some people.

 

[Marc]

I got a sunburst les paul one christmas. Played it about 10 times. No idea where it is now, probably at a mates house. Black/Gold top > Sunburst.

As for this chrimbo, well, i know what I will get. The same thing I always get. Loads of smellies and socks.

 

[Elitestoner]

a microscope (with glass slides)

u nerd

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

I love christmas!!
I know it's been capatalized etc etc, but who really cares about that... It's all about the atmosphere, the lights, the music, the snow in front of your window, children playing outside, family inside at the fireplace (or in my case, snowboarding in italy ) and the pressies are just some extra fun
and tbh, I like that fat jolly bastard in his red suit

And now for my letter to Kris Kringle:


Dear mister Santa Claus,
I've made my christmaslist today, And I would love to get one of the pressies I've written down here

1) Harley-Davidson Fat-Boy
2) A girlfriend
3) My school diploma
4) A winning lottery lot
5) A decent house, a bit like the palace of our queen
6) T-Ford style hotrod

I'd be very gratefull if you could give me one of those things

with love,

 

[Teren]

I want a real sword and 100 euro

Heh, pretty stupid, eh?

 

[mts]

I want a real sword and 100 euro

Heh, pretty stupid, eh?

more like scary ;D

 

[Indis]

My two front teeth

well no, actually my son's 2 front teeth cos he's been Mr Gappy for the past year

 

[Marc]

My two front teeth

well no, actually my son's 2 front teeth cos he's been Mr Gappy for the past year

I lost my two front teeth, 3 days before xmas when I was 18. The "all i want for xmas is my two front teeth" jokes in the pub were highly amusing

 

[Jayce]

All I want for christmas if for my family and friends to be happy and comfortable in their lives.

 

[Lakashnik]

heh screw all the others i want world domination MWAH HA HA HA HA...
*slapped by gf*
sorry i be good

 

[Blackjack]

2, 18 inch Jambiya's

2, 18 inch Doubleedged Daggers or Short swords

Stealth

 

[Hansmoleman]

social status
socks (grandparents say they would give you money but dont want you to waste it so they buy socks) uke:
a cool nerdy t-shirt or summet with super mario on the front
pet hamster
and money


chances are ill get socks from that lot and thats the lot but lots of cool pressies i couldnt think of atm

 

[Cyfr]

Nothin, I have everything I want

 

[Boomeruk]

givf a job

then i want a new electric acoustic guitar cuz my dad has one and it rocks, maybe a new amp too, cuz my lil fender 15 sounds shit loud

and a new effects pedal, cuz my zoom 505 is pretty gimpy, oh, and one of those cool "lock straps" i bought off ebay a few years back, then gave my dad when i stopped playing the guitar :<

Hmm, also, the white stripes to come back to blackpool, and to meet them this time, jack is my hero xD

 

[Ardrias]

A woman. That likes me.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Hmmm, I suppose if I was to participate in christmas this year, I'd want to live in the "Carlsberg" dimension.
For example: Carlsberg don't do girlfriends, but if they did, they'd probobly be the best girlfriends in the world.

Just a thought.

Either that or the 24" sacraficial blade I saw last week.

 

[Helme]

A computer that doesn't die everytime i try to run any game.

 

[Otep]

A billion euro in lotto + 100% loyal chick..

 

[mts]

A woman. That likes me.

now, now.. dont go completely over the top.. that first one maybe, but the second? i dunno man

 

[Fana]

World peace

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

World peace

You participated in a beauty queen contest or something?

nobel thought, but ain't ever gonna happen m8... as long as humans walk this earth, guns will be shot

 

[Cozak]

Getting a new comp but not allowed to use it till christmas day stuck with 6 year old dell for another month \o/