Werd up, d%d...

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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Welcome to my personal flame-thread...

I made a silent vow to Damini, not to board other threads than my own (HaRRrr!) to spread "da werd" against
d%dism (I don't like to piss her off for some reason... perhaps because of her avatar? Who wants to tick off a banzai toddler from hell, commanding a vehicle of some kind?).

Anyway... on my crusade against the hordes of illiterate huns, I made a stunning discovery...

Everyone knows that the average kewl dewd is a pimple faced 14 year old with a rage disorder - shunning daylight at all cost.
(I blame their gym teachers for making them feel outcast...).

... someone brave with a camera travelled to dewd homeplane (Gehenna??)... to bring us proof... they do exist...
I proudly present! From the brink of sanity!
/Twilight Zone theme

http://home.no.net/homeboyz/

HAV FUN WITH IT!!!!!!!1111 U DA SUXX0RZ!
... RarrrRRrrr...
I need to go get eyedrops now... blindness is creeping up on me..

Yours

DA MENZA TROL

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old.mili

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does my hair look ok you think? (i am Homie Sanvabiz)

P.S wurd to yow murther riddler
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Da Norwegian Homeboys... maybe I am jumping to conclusions... but gawds, how could I be so blind? They are Middies after all!
Have a close look at:

Heinz -> natural born TROLL
Brun -> either a female TROLL or something that backfired out of the toilet...
Sanvabiz (Sonofabitch in Norwegian??) -> aaaaand... yes... TROLL
Smacka -> A KOBOLD hunter (picture was taken during his bi-hourly enema administration)...
DJ Obi-Wanito -> A NORSEMAN skald... and a smelly one by the looks of it.
Marky Mark -> HIGHLANDER armsman torso... showing Heinz', Brun's and Sonofabitch's signatures...
Absolut -> A DWARF/KOBOLD crossbreed (who raped who??)
Cod -> NORSEMAN with a crotch infection.
Zen -> One ugly, little KOBOLD
Badask -> Another ugly NORSEMAN... dunno, reminds me of Sinister somehow...
Santie Cuz -> How did that elf get there?

Yours truly,

Troll

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old.Cru

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Originally posted by Sickofit...
Da Norwegian Homeboys... maybe I am jumping to conclusions... but gawds, how could I be so blind? They are all Middies after all!
Have a close look at:

Heinz -> natural born TROLL
Brun -> either a female TROLL or something that backfired out of the toilet...
Sanvabiz (Sonofabitch in Norwegian??) -> aaaaand... yes... TROLL
Smacka -> A KOBOLD hunter (picture was taken during his bi-hourly enema administration)...
DJ Obi-Wanito -> A NORSEMAN skald... and a smelly one by the looks of it.
Marky Mark -> HIGHLANDER armsman torso... showing Heinz', Brun's and Sonofabitch's signatures...
Absolut -> A DWARF/KOBOLD crossbreed (who raped who??)
Cod -> NORSEMAN with a crotch infection.
Zen -> One ugly, little KOBOLD
Badask -> Another ugly NORSEMAN... dunno, reminds me of Sinister somehow...
Santie Cuz -> How did that elf get there?

Yours truly,

Troll

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hahaha
 
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old.mili

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the last one doesnt look like an elf, he looks like a dwarf
 
U

Uncle Sick(tm)

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Originally posted by mili
the last one doesnt look like ane lf, he looks like a dwarf
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:eek6: /jaw hits floor
Seriously?? On second sight I would rather say: medium-sized bretonian armswoman... but I could be wrong...

Guffawed,

Troll

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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Come on... no need to hurl your guts all over my little thread... medium-sized bretonian armswomen are not that ugly.

All you will achieve with this reaction is Lady Lunar's scorn...

Yours,

Troll

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old.mili

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please dont ruin my image of them i like to get off on them

oops
 
U

Uncle Sick(tm)

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Originally posted by mili
please dont ruin my image of them i like to get off on them

oops
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Uh..oh.. why am I not surprised in the slightest?

To all the medium-sized, bretonian armswomen:
Happy grouping with DA MAN! :eek:


Yours sick to his stomach,

Troll

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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Hi, my name is MENSA forum troll and I am with stupid.

Yours,

Troll

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U

Uncle Sick(tm)

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Can we skip the :sex: and go straight for the smoke? Please?

Yours scared shitless,

Troll

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U

Uncle Sick(tm)

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/performs a quick anatomy check

I got news your you: I am NOT a girl! (And if I was one, I would tell my boyfriend to beat the living crap out of you for molesting me...;))

What made you think I was one? Being able to articulate myself in whole sentences? Not just a "gurl" thing, mind you.

If I used your kind logic, I would think you were Mili, the baby cow.
Tell me that I'm wrong.

Yours,

Troll

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old.mili

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Originally posted by Sickofit...

If I used your kind logic, I would think you were Mili, the baby cow.
Tell me that I'm wrong.
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well i dunno why, but what ever turns you on - You are wrong
 
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old.mili

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by the way, why would you think i was "Mili - the baby :m00: " ?
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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I already stated in a different thread that female trolls make me whoop in sheer pleasure, Bozo. That and Pikachu, of course.

Great, now every time I have to reply to one of your nonsensical posts, I have the picture of a dappled, brown baby cow before my eyes...

Yours,

Farmer Troll

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old.mili

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how can you call me Bozo i thought we had something special :(
 
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old.mili

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Originally posted by Sickofit...

Great, now every time I have to reply to one of your nonsensical posts, I have the picture of a dappled, brown baby cow before my eyes...

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you HAVE to reply? why is that, does it give you a buzz to reply to me so you HAVE to reply to get your daily buzz or something?
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Oh, we DO have something special. No worries. I am enjoying every minute of it and will promise not to call you "Bozo" anymore.

I shall call you Buffo.

And, of fucking course I have to reply. It is a compulsive disorder, buddy... I have to you... you understand?? /starts sobbing

Yours hurt,

Troll

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old.cerebus

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Sickofit, I have one question.

How would I go about creating a half dog, half snake creature?
 
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old.cerebus

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Why do I keep getting these posted twice thngies?

Bahh
 
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Damini

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*Stumbles in, bleary eyed at one a.m.*


*Quietly slips away again, careful to not leave any fingerprints...
 
U

Uncle Sick(tm)

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Originally posted by cerebus
Sickofit, I have one question.

How would I go about creating a half dog, half snake creature?
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Well... it completely depends on when and how you ask me.
I might say:
"Yesss, massssster... I shall fetch the dog and the sssssnake immediately..." *humpbacked servant huddles off*

on the other hand...
I told you earlier that your avatar makes me associate you with the Jackson 5... so...baby Micheal Jackson (yeah.. I know but he DOES look like him) + half dog + half snake.. I actually don't want to think about it...

Hrmm... another possible solution for you little problem... Cerberus and Mili, the baby cow frolicking around on a big, green meadow /nudge nudge

... or I just call you a sick SOB... you dog-snake-fetish-man from outer space...

Originally posted by cerebus
Why do I keep getting these posted twice thngies?
Bahh
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That's because you are so bloody hyperactive... too much Coke. The caffeine gets you all worked up, so you, clumsy and fickle fingered as you are, hit the send-button twice or more...

Cunning plan: Be a kewl d00d and blame it either on GOA, the Antichrist and/or Damini (that's what you get for sneaking away from this thread, toddler from hell with a vehicle of some kind!! Mwhahaha!!), BW boards or on GOA.

"GOA R TEH SUXX0R!!!!!!!!111 MY POST GETS SEND TWICE!! WHEN DO TEH BITCHES PATCH BW!!!1111???"
- only a quick draft. But it will get attention sure enough.
- make sure you post it on BW general, too.
People there will give you friendly support (make sure you talk a lot of 1337) and might even start a petiton-online for you.
- If they call you names, they just play hard to get... keep posting the same thread 25 times.

Make sure to complain on RN, too. ... if they start telling you, that it's not their fault start using swear words.

See? Double post problem solved, you fickle fingered hellhound!!!;)


Yours unofficial GOA Support CEO,

TROLL

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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Oww damn...

Nearly forgot to post my latest st00pit d%d link...

http://dude.com/

Please note the dipshit posing on the actual salad dressing jar...

>>Ingredients... Soybean Oil, buttermilk, garlic, eggs, peppercorns, lemon juice, water, olive oil, peppers, soy beans, wheat, salt, parsley, vinegar, onions, herbs, spices, sugar, citric acid, phosphoric acid, xanthan gum, and other preservatives to insure your dressing remains fresh.<<

Don't let them bullshit you!! That stuff is 100% d00d man juice, seasoned with pepper and salt. You won't need preservatives because germs and bacteria won't come anywhere near it anyway.

Yours,

Chèf Troll

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