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[Testin da Cable]

after searching the apartment twice I've come to the conclusion that I've lost a sheet from my bed. how can you lose a sheet? where has it gone? this is freaky shit man! *hums theme from twilight zone*

anyone else ever lost something that wasn't supposed to be able to lose itself? a sofa perhaps? hey baby, where do you suppose the sofa's gone? OMG :uhoh:

 

[.Cask]

From bash.org:

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

 

[Embattle]

That must of been one big fart TDC

 

[mr.Blacky]

Perhaps you had the munchies?

 

[Testin da Cable]

bah. this is freaking me out. I'm going to sit in the sun with a nice cuppa and worry for a bit :/

 

[mr.Blacky]

The only man that can worry with such nice weather

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Have you looked behind the fridge.....you'd be amazed what gets down there

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Look in your shoe!

 

[SilverHood]

lost my brother once

parrents weren't happy

 

[ECA]

Wij probably took it.

He's going to scrape the semen stains from the sheets and clone you to create an army of sexdrones.

 

[leggy]

Do you get a pound everytime you say wij?

 

[ECA]

um........no?































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bwuhaahahahha.....ooops

 

[Testin da Cable]

I've been sitting on my balcony in the sun drinking tea and reading "The Three Musketeers". sheet still hasn't turned up.
why can't worthwhile things vanish like my dirty dishes heh :/

 

[nylex23]

Lol.

 

[^Gil]

Were you having a toga party the night before and someone needed a less soiled costume?

 

[mank!]

Perhaps a sheet thief nicked it.

Come on, you know it's logical. There's a black market for these things.

 

[Testin da Cable]

well, there once was an incedent involving lots of coconut oil. my matrass didn't like that at all. took ages for the smell of that damn oil to go away too :/

 

[^Gil]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
well, there once was an incedent involving lots of coconut oil.... ...took ages for the smell of that damn oil to go away too :/

The mind boggles :scared:

 

[dysfunction]

I guess you needed oil to prevent getting rubber burns

 

[Testin da Cable]

I just knew I was going to regret this

 

[^Gil]

Originally posted by dysfunction
I guess you needed oil to prevent getting rubber burns

Nooooo...

Damn my overactive imagination I can't get the images out of my head!!!11

 

[Testin da Cable]

you have caused me to think of something really kinky to do with liquid pvc though, so some good may yet come from the "disappearance of a black sheet" incident

 

[^Gil]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
you have caused me to think of something really kinky to do with liquid pvc though, so some good may yet come from the "disappearance of a black sheep" incident

/me runs for cover

 

[Maljonic]

 

[mr.Blacky]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
you have caused me to think of something really kinky to do with liquid pvc though, so some good may yet come from the "disappearance of a black sheet" incident

You do know having black sheets means that as a man you are will be permanent single perhaps some woman wants you to commit

 

[xane]

Did you have a dream you were eating a giant poppadom ?

I had a dream I was eating my pillow and when I woke up I couldn't find my bag of marshmallows anywhere.

 

[~YuckFou~]

Whereas I dreamed I was eating marshmallows and couldn't find my pillow. Which is the original old joke.