Welcome to the internet.

[danskmacabre]

http://glomp.net/internet.html

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

I believe we've found our bible

 

[slapmesilly..]

10) With one or two notable exceptions, chat rooms will not get you laid.



ROFL, a friend of mine believed they would. untill I had a long harsh talk with him to get out to clubs and meet chicks there, now he lessened.. I think.



11) It's a hoax, not a virus warning.

I told my father that a billion times and he still clicks it...

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

Thats actually very very very sad
I mean imagine the type of people who you say yes to sleep with someone they talked with over a chatroom.

 

[slapmesilly..]

I knw I know... he was bragging about it over MSN that he would get a blowjob from this girl who's picture he hadn't even seen!!

Another friend that was sitting next to me and watching the screen aswell didn't know whether to laugh or cry.. it was so sad..
But, 1 good thing was, when he had a date with someone he met over the i-net and met her in a bar, she told the guy he was with that he was ugly as hell, and ran off with another friend

 

[old.Tohtori]

And the biggest laugh..joke..pun was made without the writer even knowing it...

19) If you can't take a joke, immediately sell your computer to someone who can. RIGHT NOW.


get it?

 

[Danya]

Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
I believe we've found our bible

Amen.

 

[old.tRoG]

*resists the uncontrolable urge to do his black methodist priest impressions*

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
I believe we've found our bible

Amen. *lights a candle*

18) If you're on AOL, don't worry about anything I've said here. You're already a fucking laughing stock, and there's no hope for you.

Tw0G? You've got anything to say about that?

 

[old.tRoG]

Amazing grace! How sweet the sound
that saved a wretch like me!
I once was lost, but now am found;
was blind, but now I see.

'Twas grace that taught my heart to fear,
and grace my fears relieved;
how precious did that grace appear
the hour I first believed.

Through many dangers, toils, and snares,
I have already come;
'tis grace hath brought me safe thus far,
and grace will lead me home.

The Lord has promised good to me,
his word my hope secures;
he will my shield and portion be,
as long as life endures.

Yea, when this flesh and heart shall fail,
and mortal life shall cease,
I shall possess, within the veil,
a life of joy and peace.

When we've been there ten thousand years,
bright shining as the sun,
we've no less days to sing God's praise
than when we first begun.

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Someone put Tw0G down, please
He got the rabies again.

 

[old.tRoG]

Originally posted by sickofit...
Tw0G? You've got anything to say about that?

it's true

i am the only person over the age of 13 on aol.

i once went into one of their chat rooms and pissed them all off - they threatened to kill me

gotta love them chat rooms

-- And btw, i have resisted the damnation that every poor sucker who is stuck with aol is a sad loser who everybody hates.

im a sad loser who ALMOST everybody hates

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

I don't hate you, TwOg, no worries.

I just loathe you. Feel better now?

 

[old.tRoG]

yes. hate is such a strong word.