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Archeon
Guest
Disclaimer: More legal shit, all the names that appear in this episode of Midgard high are in no way related to the game, its all a coincidence as hard as it might be to believe. I’m in no way responsible for anyone that hurts him or herself. Don’t blame me; it’s not my fault.
Midgard High: Episode One - Cha-Ching!
“It’s a lovely day in Midgard high the birds are singing… to hell with this, where’s my agent? If this is the best gig he can get me then I’m going to fire him”
<Enter Archeon, Grama, Golf, Jeri and Plank>
Archeon: Oh No! Those bastards from albi high have stolen our prized hermit crab mascot! What are we going to do!
Golf: I know, I have a crazy plan that just can’t fail!!
Grama: Shut up peon, I’m not getting naked again!
Archeon: Now that brought up some un-happy memories
Golf: Bah!
Jeri: this is like, terrible. We have a football match, like 2 days from now.
Plank: …
Archeon: WOW PLANK, THAT THE IS MOST AWSOMELY, AWSOME PLAN I’VE EVER HEARD!!
Grama: Yeah, way to go plank, PEON! GET OFF MY SKIRT!!!
Golf: Sorry
Jeri: like, whatever!
<Enter Beta and Chorus>
Archeon: Look Its Alp.. I mean Beta!!
Chorus: ITS BETA!!!
Beta: yes, yes I’m the greatest
<Beta pulls off his gloves, his voice is slightly camp>
Beta: Ha, Ha! Ve haf stolen your precious hermit crab, what do you say to that golf?
Golf: If I get grama naked can we have it back?
Beta: Wha… NO!
<Grama Slaps golf>
<Beta Walks away>
Beta <whisper>: Mwahahaa, little to dey know jee only way to get their crab back is to blow up my orbital death star floating about the planet
Chorus<Loudly>: LITTLE DO THEY KNOW THE ONLY WAY TO GET THE CRAB BACK IS TO BLOW UP THE ORBITAL DEATH STARRRRR!!!!
Beta<whisper>: Mwahahaa, they’ll never know that
<Exit Beta>
Plank: …
Archeon: well put plank, but where are we going to find a rocket ship?
<Rocket ship falls from the sky>
Archeon: Convenient
<All get in the rocket ship and take off>
Jeri: Are we there yet?
<Crash>
Archeon:….Yes
<All jump out>
Beta: Oh No, How Did You Find Out Aboot My Death Star!!
Chorus: HOW DID YOU FIND OUTTTT!!!
Plank: …
Beta: Oh curse you plank, you’re too brilliant for me. Here have your crab back
Plank: …
Beta: what? You say this isn’t the Midgard hermit crab but an elaborate plot by emperor Kumar to take over the known universe?
Plank:…
Kumar: Mwahahahaaa, Nerf Power!!!
Archeon: Argg I’m Nerfed
Grama: Me Too
Golf: Nerf Grama’s Clothing
Grama: SHUT UP!!
Jeri: Like, Nerfed
Plank: …
Kumar: I must admit plank, you were a worthy adversary but now that you’ll all nerfed its time to blow up the world. Mwaahahahahaaaa
Plank: …
Archeon: Yup, way to much cackling
Plank: …
Jeri: Planks right, the only way to win now is to summon our mega-zord (Copyrighted, Archeon inc.)
Grama: we have a mega-zord? (Copyrighted, Archeon Inc.)
Archeon: you didn’t know that?
Grama: SHUT UP!
Plank: …
<The Mega-Ultra-Super-Deluxe-Mega Zord (Copyrighted, Archeon inc.)Appears with a pop>
Kumar: oh no the mega-ultra-super-deluxe megazord (Copyrighted, Archeon inc.)!! Nerf!!!!
<The nerf beam bounces off the Mega-ultra-super-deluxe megazord (Copyrighted, Archeon inc.)
>
Kumar: no problem, I’ll call my own megazord. NERF-A-SAUROUS!!!
<Pop>
Kumar in the NERF-A-SAUROUS: Mwahahahahaaaa! MEGA NERFING BEAM!!!
<Buzz>
Kumar: Oh No, plank reversed the polarity of my mega nerf beam to cause a feedback loop thereby nerfing my own sword
Archeon in the mega-ultra-super-deluxe megazord: Right, lets use the big long thing on him
Grama the mega-ultra-super-deluxe megazord: ARCHEON YOUR SUCH A PERVERT!!
Archeon in the mega-ultra-super-deluxe megazord: Whatever, Big Sword! Big Sword Cutting Action
<Cut>
Plank in the mega-ultra-super-deluxe megazord: …
Golf in the mega-ultra-super-deluxe megazord: We Saved The Day, Lets Get Freaky Grama!
Grama in the mega-ultra-super-deluxe megazord: Big Sword! Big Sword cutting thing
<Golf Dies>
Archeon in the mega-ultra-super-deluxe megazord: Was that really necessary?
Grama: yes, how did we get back to Midgard High?
Archeon: Beats Me, I want pie
Pie-Mon: Pie-Pie!!
Archeon: Prokee-Ball, GO!
<Piemon Is Crushed In The Ball, Archeon catches it and ignores the blood dripping down his hand>
Archeon: Yeah, I caught pie-mon!!
Jeri: Whatever!
Plank: …
Archeon: Ok plank, lets Prokee-mon battle!!
Archeon: Go, PIE-MON!!!
<Pie-mons corpse falls out of the prokee-ball>
Plank:…
<A big ass dragon flies down landing on Archeon and the dead pie-mon>
Plank: …
Grama: PLANK YOU PERVERT!!
<Big ass dragon-mon kills Grama>
“Ok, I’m back… what the hell?”
Plank: …
“Wow, that’s the best pickup line I’ve ever heard, sure I’ll go out with you
<Plank and System walk off stage>
Archeon: Urgg, I’m alive… just
Grama: me too
Top half of golf: me Three, Grama lets get freaky!!!
Grama: Sigh, why not
<Grama and golf start getting Freaky>
Archeon: Argg, that’s not right!
Jeri: Eww, gross!
Archeon: I’d leave, but plank and System are getting off back-stage
Jeri: Eww, Gross!!!
Archeon: Archeon, Transform!!!
<Mechanical Noises>
<Archeon Turns Into A Car>
Jeri: What? Oh well Jeri Transform!!
<Mechanical Noises>
<Jeri Turns Into A Rabbit>
Jeri: Look out its beta!!
Beta: I AM THE GREATEST!!
Chorus: HE IS THE GREATEST!!!
[Jeri Uses Multiply Attack]
[Jeri Attack Failed, You Need More Rabbits]
[Archeon Uses Run Over]
Beta: ARGGG!!! RUN OVER, MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!
Chorus: WEAKNESS!!
Beta: You suck chorus, you’re fired
[Beta Dies]
Chorus: HURRAY, FREEDOM!!
Jeri: Go Archeon!
<Transforms Back>
Archeon: Yeah, I kick ass. ERGGG!! WILL YOU TWO GET A ROOM!!!
Grama: Fine, Grama Transform!!
<Guess what, mechanical sounds>
<Grama turns into a room>
Archeon: I guess I can’t complain
Jeri: Look what I found, a really powerful duelling monsters card thingie
Archeon: ENOUGH KID SHOW MOCKERYS!!!
Jeri: Whatever, time to go win a duel
<Archeon is all alone>
Archeon: Well I guess that’s it. Bye
<End>
“Oh plank, PLANK!!”
Plank:…
“I love it when you talk dirty”
Dedicated To The Guild Folk Of Tiwaz Emissaries, As Well As The Hard Working Frenchies At Goa
Midgard High: Episode One - Cha-Ching!
“It’s a lovely day in Midgard high the birds are singing… to hell with this, where’s my agent? If this is the best gig he can get me then I’m going to fire him”
<Enter Archeon, Grama, Golf, Jeri and Plank>
Archeon: Oh No! Those bastards from albi high have stolen our prized hermit crab mascot! What are we going to do!
Golf: I know, I have a crazy plan that just can’t fail!!
Grama: Shut up peon, I’m not getting naked again!
Archeon: Now that brought up some un-happy memories
Golf: Bah!
Jeri: this is like, terrible. We have a football match, like 2 days from now.
Plank: …
Archeon: WOW PLANK, THAT THE IS MOST AWSOMELY, AWSOME PLAN I’VE EVER HEARD!!
Grama: Yeah, way to go plank, PEON! GET OFF MY SKIRT!!!
Golf: Sorry
Jeri: like, whatever!
<Enter Beta and Chorus>
Archeon: Look Its Alp.. I mean Beta!!
Chorus: ITS BETA!!!
Beta: yes, yes I’m the greatest
<Beta pulls off his gloves, his voice is slightly camp>
Beta: Ha, Ha! Ve haf stolen your precious hermit crab, what do you say to that golf?
Golf: If I get grama naked can we have it back?
Beta: Wha… NO!
<Grama Slaps golf>
<Beta Walks away>
Beta <whisper>: Mwahahaa, little to dey know jee only way to get their crab back is to blow up my orbital death star floating about the planet
Chorus<Loudly>: LITTLE DO THEY KNOW THE ONLY WAY TO GET THE CRAB BACK IS TO BLOW UP THE ORBITAL DEATH STARRRRR!!!!
Beta<whisper>: Mwahahaa, they’ll never know that
<Exit Beta>
Plank: …
Archeon: well put plank, but where are we going to find a rocket ship?
<Rocket ship falls from the sky>
Archeon: Convenient
<All get in the rocket ship and take off>
Jeri: Are we there yet?
<Crash>
Archeon:….Yes
<All jump out>
Beta: Oh No, How Did You Find Out Aboot My Death Star!!
Chorus: HOW DID YOU FIND OUTTTT!!!
Plank: …
Beta: Oh curse you plank, you’re too brilliant for me. Here have your crab back
Plank: …
Beta: what? You say this isn’t the Midgard hermit crab but an elaborate plot by emperor Kumar to take over the known universe?
Plank:…
Kumar: Mwahahahaaa, Nerf Power!!!
Archeon: Argg I’m Nerfed
Grama: Me Too
Golf: Nerf Grama’s Clothing
Grama: SHUT UP!!
Jeri: Like, Nerfed
Plank: …
Kumar: I must admit plank, you were a worthy adversary but now that you’ll all nerfed its time to blow up the world. Mwaahahahahaaaa
Plank: …
Archeon: Yup, way to much cackling
Plank: …
Jeri: Planks right, the only way to win now is to summon our mega-zord (Copyrighted, Archeon inc.)
Grama: we have a mega-zord? (Copyrighted, Archeon Inc.)
Archeon: you didn’t know that?
Grama: SHUT UP!
Plank: …
<The Mega-Ultra-Super-Deluxe-Mega Zord (Copyrighted, Archeon inc.)Appears with a pop>
Kumar: oh no the mega-ultra-super-deluxe megazord (Copyrighted, Archeon inc.)!! Nerf!!!!
<The nerf beam bounces off the Mega-ultra-super-deluxe megazord (Copyrighted, Archeon inc.)
>
Kumar: no problem, I’ll call my own megazord. NERF-A-SAUROUS!!!
<Pop>
Kumar in the NERF-A-SAUROUS: Mwahahahahaaaa! MEGA NERFING BEAM!!!
<Buzz>
Kumar: Oh No, plank reversed the polarity of my mega nerf beam to cause a feedback loop thereby nerfing my own sword
Archeon in the mega-ultra-super-deluxe megazord: Right, lets use the big long thing on him
Grama the mega-ultra-super-deluxe megazord: ARCHEON YOUR SUCH A PERVERT!!
Archeon in the mega-ultra-super-deluxe megazord: Whatever, Big Sword! Big Sword Cutting Action
<Cut>
Plank in the mega-ultra-super-deluxe megazord: …
Golf in the mega-ultra-super-deluxe megazord: We Saved The Day, Lets Get Freaky Grama!
Grama in the mega-ultra-super-deluxe megazord: Big Sword! Big Sword cutting thing
<Golf Dies>
Archeon in the mega-ultra-super-deluxe megazord: Was that really necessary?
Grama: yes, how did we get back to Midgard High?
Archeon: Beats Me, I want pie
Pie-Mon: Pie-Pie!!
Archeon: Prokee-Ball, GO!
<Piemon Is Crushed In The Ball, Archeon catches it and ignores the blood dripping down his hand>
Archeon: Yeah, I caught pie-mon!!
Jeri: Whatever!
Plank: …
Archeon: Ok plank, lets Prokee-mon battle!!
Archeon: Go, PIE-MON!!!
<Pie-mons corpse falls out of the prokee-ball>
Plank:…
<A big ass dragon flies down landing on Archeon and the dead pie-mon>
Plank: …
Grama: PLANK YOU PERVERT!!
<Big ass dragon-mon kills Grama>
“Ok, I’m back… what the hell?”
Plank: …
“Wow, that’s the best pickup line I’ve ever heard, sure I’ll go out with you
<Plank and System walk off stage>
Archeon: Urgg, I’m alive… just
Grama: me too
Top half of golf: me Three, Grama lets get freaky!!!
Grama: Sigh, why not
<Grama and golf start getting Freaky>
Archeon: Argg, that’s not right!
Jeri: Eww, gross!
Archeon: I’d leave, but plank and System are getting off back-stage
Jeri: Eww, Gross!!!
Archeon: Archeon, Transform!!!
<Mechanical Noises>
<Archeon Turns Into A Car>
Jeri: What? Oh well Jeri Transform!!
<Mechanical Noises>
<Jeri Turns Into A Rabbit>
Jeri: Look out its beta!!
Beta: I AM THE GREATEST!!
Chorus: HE IS THE GREATEST!!!
[Jeri Uses Multiply Attack]
[Jeri Attack Failed, You Need More Rabbits]
[Archeon Uses Run Over]
Beta: ARGGG!!! RUN OVER, MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!
Chorus: WEAKNESS!!
Beta: You suck chorus, you’re fired
[Beta Dies]
Chorus: HURRAY, FREEDOM!!
Jeri: Go Archeon!
<Transforms Back>
Archeon: Yeah, I kick ass. ERGGG!! WILL YOU TWO GET A ROOM!!!
Grama: Fine, Grama Transform!!
<Guess what, mechanical sounds>
<Grama turns into a room>
Archeon: I guess I can’t complain
Jeri: Look what I found, a really powerful duelling monsters card thingie
Archeon: ENOUGH KID SHOW MOCKERYS!!!
Jeri: Whatever, time to go win a duel
<Archeon is all alone>
Archeon: Well I guess that’s it. Bye
<End>
“Oh plank, PLANK!!”
Plank:…
“I love it when you talk dirty”
Dedicated To The Guild Folk Of Tiwaz Emissaries, As Well As The Hard Working Frenchies At Goa
